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Grant Myers

@grantpiercemyers

Husband, father, screenwriter (“The Maze Runner”), fledgling toy maker (@imagiquake.bsky.social), black cat enthusiast. Neurodivergent. He/Him. www.imagiquake.com

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Not for nothing, but making any changes to historic buildings in DC is extremely hard to get permission for and…

Yeah, never mind, we don’t have rules anymore…

20.10.2025 19:30 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

… or maybe a segment of society that he’s been consistently dehumanizing. People he claims can’t write poems or pax taxes?

19.10.2025 18:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10/10, no notes.

16.10.2025 13:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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16.10.2025 13:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bari Weiss gives off Private School Energy — she spent her adolescence being unconditionally praised and as a result she blindly believes everything she does is extraordinary. Zero ability to self reflect or tolerate criticism of any kind.

14.10.2025 12:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“And I know this because I’ve been walking up to boys in the Lego aisle at Target asking to see their dicks…”

09.10.2025 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay, but then I get a set of keys to Nick’s house so I can use HIS stuff without permission of payment…

08.10.2025 13:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can you picture George Carlin doing this?

Didn’t think so.

01.10.2025 00:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Writing Peeps, I designed this logo and slapped it on a magnet and I’m really proud of it. I call it Skull & Cross Pens. imagiquake.etsy.com/listing/4378...

29.09.2025 17:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh man when the Batgirl motorcycle showed up at the end of the opening credits and you knew it was a Batgirl episode…

27.09.2025 12:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“Luther said I could learn something from you. I already know how to drink.”

RIP to a legend.

16.09.2025 12:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely vile.

14.09.2025 12:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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14.09.2025 11:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100% chance Zaslav wrote a hacky Star Trek/Superman fic and this is how he plans to bring it to life…

11.09.2025 20:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And by “drop off” I mean:

2014-2023: X dollars per year
2024: 1/4th X
2025: 1/20th X

11.09.2025 20:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any other screenwriters experiencing a sudden drop off in their residuals from Disney?

11.09.2025 20:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Checking in for my flu shot and they ask if I want any other vaccines—

07.09.2025 21:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why does ICE need snipers at all?

04.09.2025 20:24 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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US Congressman’s Brother Lands No-Bid Contract to Train DHS Snipers DHS says retired Marine sniper Dan LaLota's firm is uniquely qualified to meet the government’s needs. LaLota tells WIRED his brother, GOP congressman Nick LaLota, played no role in the contract.

Scoop: A sudden no-bid ICE contract for specialized sniper training has gone to a decorated former Marine who is also the brother of a GOP lawmaker.

Reached by WIRED, he says there was no hookup; 20 years in a reconnaissance unit and even more as an instructor simply left him uniquely qualified.

04.09.2025 19:57 👍 1182 🔁 618 💬 162 📌 163

I always think of this in terms of music and jazz: if you want to bend and break rules then you better prove that you know them to begin with. Otherwise it’s just noise…

28.08.2025 20:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, authors aren't burnt out because "writing without AI is slow"

We're burnt out because we're paid dirt so we need day jobs to survive

26.08.2025 14:05 👍 3454 🔁 930 💬 33 📌 75

FBI Surveillance Van has been the name of several of my past WiFi networks…

18.08.2025 15:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yesterday my writing partner of 16 years crossed the rainbow bridge.💔 Thank you for always being there, sweet girl.

30.07.2025 23:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Designing packaging for action figures.

30.07.2025 23:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Undocumented Immigrant with seasonal affective disorder can’t control his dog.

#PitchSupermanBadly

11.07.2025 22:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tell me the henchman in the short sleeve patterned shirt isn’t a Boogaloo Boy…

08.07.2025 14:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some extremely dark FAFO on the way when the Red Hats see their kids get drafted so we can occupy Iran…

22.06.2025 02:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.06.2025 02:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well this is fun!

11.06.2025 21:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jed Bartlet giving Charlie the carving knife.

10.06.2025 15:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0