It isβ¦the saddest available table in the world.
It isβ¦the saddest available table in the world.
Here's more of that signature Donald Trump sympathy for the average consumer, which is NONE...
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CONGRESS declares war.
NOT President tRumpstein.
No one said anything about vomiting. So yes.
Iβve had the kind of bad day that people write whimsical childrenβs books about only with less government and bureaucratic encroachment.
This is it, people. If Trump goes down this road and tries to derail an election because he know heβll lose it and get impeached and removed from office for good, we will lose our democracy forever.
Share if you care about your right to vote.
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More Answers with Joe awesomeness (kind of): The most expensive design flaw in history.
Hereβs a preview: itβs bad. Ever hear of The Takada airbag scandal?
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Got to listen to and meet the great Dale Hansen, which means I now know sports through osmosis.
I've been saying Kid Rock sucks for years. This makes me a trendsetter.
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How do you have a newspaper without a sports section? Is there a billionaire who can explain this to me?
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Ugh, this business sometimes...
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Is there a bigger manbaby in this world than Donald Trump?
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This is Mel Brooks getting his hands imprinted at Graumanβs Chinese Theatre. Whatβs wrong with it? The answer reveals his genius.
Is it confirmed that it was accidental? I want him to go away but I doubt anything will get him out of office other than a complete party change of Congress
Catherine OβHara is one of my all time favorite sketch comedians. The whole cast of SCTV should be Canadaβs Mount Rushmore.
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The truth was sitting there right in front of us the WHOLE time. This is what happens when you refuse to pick up a book, people.
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The coup is starting again...
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ChatGPT says Paul Giamatti and Laurie Metcalf are my celebrity parents. This proves I have more talent than you.
Great, now we're being informed by paid protestors, as the right likes to call legitimate protestors but we should be calling talking heads since they are actually getting paid to protest against people's interests.
Let's see how further down they fall now.
Typical. The Democrats in the Senate demand we need to stand up and as soon as we do, they always sit down. And they wonder why they canβt win.
Billion Dollar Idea No. 880: A tent for beds
They look hideous. Are they trying to make handles for our ears? I have enough people pulling me around by my earlobes.
More Fort Worth Weekly awesomeness: A review and breakdown (in more ways than one) of Tony Dokoupil's first week of broadcasts as the anchor for the CBS Evening News. It wasn't pretty. At least train wrecks are fun to watch. This was just sad.
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There's one angle of the Trump flipping the middle finger at an auto worker who called him a "pedophile protector" story that no one's discussing:
Look at how tiny Trump's middle finger is! The rest of his fingers must look like a row of snausages glued to the outside of a catcher's mitt!
I could say that giving Trump the benefit of the doubt in its coverage and editorial page would lead to unchecked aggression like this, but this WaPo raid is still wrong for any reason.
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The bigger the cigar, the smaller the...well, you know.
Is there anything JD Vance won't say to be in power? Mark my words: He'll call for the arrest of a baby by the end of his term.
Why is the bear in mom jeans?
It's obvious that an ICE agent with rage issues killed a woman in Minnesota. So what do they do? They go after her widow.
Donald Trump and everyone who supports him needs to be thrown out of office NOW. I'm reminded of a saying from a saner time: "Don't boo. Vote."
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