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Writer for @mst3k Halloween show, Answers with Joe, Shadowbox Live, Coyote Sketch & The Mocky Horror Picture Show; watch us riff on Twitch every Monday at 8:30 pm central at http://bit.ly/mockyhorror

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It is…the saddest available table in the world.

07.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: Trump on rising gas prices during Iran operation: 'If they rise, they rise' President Donald Trump said on Thursday he was not concerned about rising U.S. gas prices driven by the widening Iran conflict, telling Reuters ​in an exclusive interview that the U.S. military operat...

Here's more of that signature Donald Trump sympathy for the average consumer, which is NONE...

www.reuters.com/business/ene...

06.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CONGRESS declares war.

NOT President tRumpstein.

28.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 15452 πŸ” 3352 πŸ’¬ 656 πŸ“Œ 102

No one said anything about vomiting. So yes.

27.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had the kind of bad day that people write whimsical children’s books about only with less government and bureaucratic encroachment.

27.02.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Reportedly Mulling Plan to Declare β€˜National Emergency’ Paving Way for Major Power Grab The Washington Post reported that activists are working with the White House on an executive order to declare a "national emergency" over America's elections.

This is it, people. If Trump goes down this road and tries to derail an election because he know he’ll lose it and get impeached and removed from office for good, we will lose our democracy forever.

Share if you care about your right to vote.

www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...

26.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Most Expensive Design Flaw In History
The Most Expensive Design Flaw In History YouTube video by Joe Scott

More Answers with Joe awesomeness (kind of): The most expensive design flaw in history.

Here’s a preview: it’s bad. Ever hear of The Takada airbag scandal?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBJW...

26.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got to listen to and meet the great Dale Hansen, which means I now know sports through osmosis.

11.02.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lost in the Halftime Controversy Is One Undeniable Truth: Kid Rock SUCKS Kid Rock is treated as a MAGA cultural avatar, but strip away the cosplay and you’re left with a rich suburban kid selling grievance, noise, and fake rebellion.

I've been saying Kid Rock sucks for years. This makes me a trendsetter.

www.mediaite.com/opinion/lost...

10.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bloodbath at WaPo as Paper Cuts Staff, Sports Dept. The Washington Post is to be gutted by leadership, including its sports department, as the paper cuts about 300 jobs in a dark day for journalism.

How do you have a newspaper without a sports section? Is there a billionaire who can explain this to me?

www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...

04.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bloodbath at WaPo as Paper Cuts Staff, Sports Dept. The Washington Post is to be gutted by leadership, including its sports department, as the paper cuts about 300 jobs in a dark day for journalism.

Ugh, this business sometimes...

www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...

04.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Aims Next Lawsuit at Trevor Noah Over β€˜Defamatory’ Epstein Joke at Grammys: β€˜Get Ready Noah, I’m Going To Have Some Fun With You!’ The president said he is going to sue "dope" Trevor Noah after the Grammy host made a "false and defamatory" joke about the him hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein

Is there a bigger manbaby in this world than Donald Trump?

www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...

02.02.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Mel Brooks getting his hands imprinted at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. What’s wrong with it? The answer reveals his genius.

01.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it confirmed that it was accidental? I want him to go away but I doubt anything will get him out of office other than a complete party change of Congress

30.01.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Catherine O’Hara, β€˜Home Alone’ and β€˜Schitt’s Creek’ Actress, Dies at 71

Catherine O’Hara is one of my all time favorite sketch comedians. The whole cast of SCTV should be Canada’s Mount Rushmore.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/a...

30.01.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Definition of TRUMPERY worthless nonsense; trivial or useless articles : junk; tawdry finery… See the full definition

The truth was sitting there right in front of us the WHOLE time. This is what happens when you refuse to pick up a book, people.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/t...

30.01.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning Joe Raises Alarms Over 'Scary' Arrest of Don Lemon A Morning Joe panel warned Don Lemon's arrest over a church protest could be a "scary" first step to larger attacks on press freedom.

www.mediaite.com/media/tv/its...

30.01.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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JUST IN: FBI Raids Georgia Election Office in Probe Related to 2020 Voter Fraud The FBI has raided a Georgia election hub in an investigation into 2020 election fraud, Fox News Digital reported on Wednesday.

The coup is starting again...

www.mediaite.com/media/news/j...

28.01.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ChatGPT says Paul Giamatti and Laurie Metcalf are my celebrity parents. This proves I have more talent than you.

28.01.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great, now we're being informed by paid protestors, as the right likes to call legitimate protestors but we should be calling talking heads since they are actually getting paid to protest against people's interests.

Let's see how further down they fall now.

27.01.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Typical. The Democrats in the Senate demand we need to stand up and as soon as we do, they always sit down. And they wonder why they can’t win.

25.01.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Billion Dollar Idea No. 880: A tent for beds

25.01.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They look hideous. Are they trying to make handles for our ears? I have enough people pulling me around by my earlobes.

22.01.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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See B.S. The original plan was to watch an entire week of the brand-new CBS Evening NewsΒ with Tony Dokoupil. It turns out that it’s next to impossible with this morning show chuckler-turned-hard news amateur t...

More Fort Worth Weekly awesomeness: A review and breakdown (in more ways than one) of Tony Dokoupil's first week of broadcasts as the anchor for the CBS Evening News. It wasn't pretty. At least train wrecks are fun to watch. This was just sad.

www.fwweekly.com/2026/01/14/s...

15.01.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There's one angle of the Trump flipping the middle finger at an auto worker who called him a "pedophile protector" story that no one's discussing:

Look at how tiny Trump's middle finger is! The rest of his fingers must look like a row of snausages glued to the outside of a catcher's mitt!

15.01.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Deeply Concerning’: Top WaPo Editor Rips β€˜Extraordinary, Aggressive’ Search of Reporter’s Home Washington Post executive editor Matt Murray called the FBI's search of one of its reporters' home and seizure of her property "deeply concerning."

I could say that giving Trump the benefit of the doubt in its coverage and editorial page would lead to unchecked aggression like this, but this WaPo raid is still wrong for any reason.

www.mediaite.com/media/news/d...

14.01.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The bigger the cigar, the smaller the...well, you know.

13.01.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anything JD Vance won't say to be in power? Mark my words: He'll call for the arrest of a baby by the end of his term.

13.01.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is the bear in mom jeans?

13.01.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Six Prosecutors Quit Over Push to Investigate ICE Shooting Victim’s Widow

It's obvious that an ICE agent with rage issues killed a woman in Minnesota. So what do they do? They go after her widow.

Donald Trump and everyone who supports him needs to be thrown out of office NOW. I'm reminded of a saying from a saner time: "Don't boo. Vote."

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...

13.01.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0