done-with-winter phoenix.

🤘

Actually, I’ve got the employee section up to a point too if she’s working

I gots it like that at the coffee shop as long as my girl’s there

Andrew Tater Tot

The true Zero Dawn

One Weird Trick (Incels Hate Me!)

If you clumsily pull the bottom fruit off the stack and knock everything onto the floor next to a girl you’ll instantly have a meetcute

♾️ + 🦋

♾️ + 🦋

This is my favorite part about spring

Scoop: Rep. Darrell Issa expected to retire from Congress The move comes just ahead of California's congressional filing deadline on Friday.

Issa bout time

Everything’s orange

Looks wild outside

TORNADO WATCH ⚠️

Oh shit, it’s about to get real, y’all!

The English translation is “overpriced trashion”

Marker doodle

Playing with markers at work again. I need to figure out how to reproduce this texture in Procreate without having to do each bit by hand bcz marker brushes are too regular for my purposes

Ready for butterflies to come back

lol

Them: “I guess he learned the hard way-“
Me: “Some people have to learn the hard way. I guess he’s the kind of guy who has to find out for himself. He had to learn the hard way. He’s on his knees and he’s crying. For help.”

The worst thing about being a kid whose parents continually tried to foist Christian music onto them is that I can’t hear anybody say anything about “learning the hard way” without launching into a deadpan recitation of a DC Talk song but nobody ever knows wtf I’m talking about

OurUndies isn’t a thing

MeUndies aren’t YouUndies; learn some boundaries

And what kind of name is “Tal” anyway

Are Richard Bachman and Tal Bachman related

I saw it *right after* I replied lol

Lmao we’re on the same page I see

Gotta say though, imho the most egregious song of that era was that Shawn Mullins Rockabye song

And it’ll be somewhere they consider “woke” bcz those are barely people in their eyes so they don’t matter

For the Hathwits out there, you know who you are