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Journalist, Broadcaster, Goof. All flowers, in time, bend toward the sun.

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I will be chuckling to myself about Kathryn Xu's joke about the two extra Ms for the entire damn weekend. (No spoilers, go read it.)

06.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LORNE MICHAELS: "Teg is... a one of a kind, and always makes me smile."

JON STEWART: "I have fallen down laughing more times while watching Teg Henderson on screen than I have any other human being in existence."

06.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"There are several people who couldn't be here tonight who'd love to share a warm word or two about their experiences working with Teg, let's see those now..."

06.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWho could forget the scene in which Dennis Hatto had to fart in order to return the frisbee to the college kids? It has become industry legend, as that scene took 52 takes to be completed…”

05.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt wouldn’t be long before Hollywood recognised his talent. He was given the chance to write and direct Fart Commander, a rare gift for a new comedy star. But his exacting perfectionism shone through every facet of the production…”

05.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWho could forget when Teg broke out from the ensemble cast of that beloved sitcom I’ve Got A Limp And You Don’t. The episode in which he fell over on some wet grass is, without a doubt, the funniest thing any of us have ever seen…”

05.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Mark Twain prize honors only the finest in American humorists. I am proud to stand on this stage to announce this year’s winner, the star of no less than nine Fart Commander movies, Teg Henderson…”

05.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Secretive Company Filling Video Game Sites With Gambling And AI After being sold to Clickout Media, sites like GamesHub, The Escapist, Videogamer, and others have added gambling and casino stories and AI content

Incredible in-depth article on some wild behavior. aftermath.site/gameshub-cli...

02.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember what I said about how, when Trump is flailing, they start inserting a fake, fictional Trump into their stories, who is acting rationally and sanely?

02.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 3685 πŸ” 829 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 5

A lot of these people aren’t smart, they just are rewarded for silencing actual smart people

02.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"The trade was not that you were getting exposed to geopolitics when moving to Dubai."

02.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 4040 πŸ” 669 πŸ’¬ 221 πŸ“Œ 559
John Gruber not being able to understand 'cause' and 'effect.' Like when Twitter, after laying off all those 'needless' employees doing things like ad sales and trust and safety, became a money-burning hellsite chock full of AI-generated CSAM.

John Gruber not being able to understand 'cause' and 'effect.' Like when Twitter, after laying off all those 'needless' employees doing things like ad sales and trust and safety, became a money-burning hellsite chock full of AI-generated CSAM.

Hey, I found it, the most bullshit stupid take of 2026, it's done.

02.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of Panda Express’ Virtual Community Fundraiser

A photo of Panda Express’ Virtual Community Fundraiser

A flyer that says:

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This is the second year we’ve done this and we’re hoping to surpass last year’s total!

Use code 9011704 at Panda Express!

25.02.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Upton Sinclair would have loved to meet the CinemaSins guy.

26.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sigh

11.02.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 10538 πŸ” 2577 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 37

*bangs table* PROG. KNIFE. *bangs table*

24.02.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dave Kitson, eh, who knew?

Well, everybody, really. There was a massive online community dedicated to tying biographical facts cited in the columns to player histories.

20.02.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ironically, I don't hate it, but if there was ever a thing that was crying out to be left alone and ignored until people forgot about it, it was this.

19.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It's a picture of a plate of shit, the left half in a lower resolution than the right.

It's a picture of a plate of shit, the left half in a lower resolution than the right.

Now available to pre-order on Blu-Ray.
Remastered from the original negatives in 4K.

19.02.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of 6Music centrists shocked that the billionaire climate change-denying tax exile whose favorite vanity project is a Land Rover clone might be a bit of a bigot.

12.02.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now, look, I’m sorry but we have to remove your access to the flashing red light emoji.

You don’t get it back until you can be trusted with it.

11.02.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜Heathcliff,’ starring Cliff Richard.

β€˜Heathcliff,’ starring Cliff Richard.

Nothing but respect for *the real* modern day adaptation of Wuthering Heights…

11.02.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sinbad:
1. Sailor
2. Comedian
3. Most succinct version of the Bible

20.11.2024 14:00 πŸ‘ 756 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: at Farpoint aboard a starship when he appears dressed as a marine captain to put my species on trial.

10.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

I discovered this via the Public Service Broadcasting song. And the biggest shock, to me, was that this film was released in 1975. 1975!

08.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did Ayao forget the moment in DTS when a Hass engineer, with as much self control as he could muster, essentially said β€œwhat the FUCK are you thinking hiring that utter liability!”

β€˜Cos he said what literally everyone else in the world was thinking.

08.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If "Spin and Spook" a coded way of saying Rory & Al's Big Night In? If so, I love it!

04.02.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How the hell did Mandelson pass vetting for the ambassador job? How many apparently responsible people looked at that file and didn't scream holy hell?

03.02.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Dr manhatan from watchmen sitting on a rock

Dr manhatan from watchmen sitting on a rock

It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

02.02.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 2247 πŸ” 681 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 33