I will be chuckling to myself about Kathryn Xu's joke about the two extra Ms for the entire damn weekend. (No spoilers, go read it.)
I will be chuckling to myself about Kathryn Xu's joke about the two extra Ms for the entire damn weekend. (No spoilers, go read it.)
LORNE MICHAELS: "Teg is... a one of a kind, and always makes me smile."
JON STEWART: "I have fallen down laughing more times while watching Teg Henderson on screen than I have any other human being in existence."
"There are several people who couldn't be here tonight who'd love to share a warm word or two about their experiences working with Teg, let's see those now..."
βWho could forget the scene in which Dennis Hatto had to fart in order to return the frisbee to the college kids? It has become industry legend, as that scene took 52 takes to be completedβ¦β
βIt wouldnβt be long before Hollywood recognised his talent. He was given the chance to write and direct Fart Commander, a rare gift for a new comedy star. But his exacting perfectionism shone through every facet of the productionβ¦β
βWho could forget when Teg broke out from the ensemble cast of that beloved sitcom Iβve Got A Limp And You Donβt. The episode in which he fell over on some wet grass is, without a doubt, the funniest thing any of us have ever seenβ¦β
βThe Mark Twain prize honors only the finest in American humorists. I am proud to stand on this stage to announce this yearβs winner, the star of no less than nine Fart Commander movies, Teg Hendersonβ¦β
Incredible in-depth article on some wild behavior. aftermath.site/gameshub-cli...
Remember what I said about how, when Trump is flailing, they start inserting a fake, fictional Trump into their stories, who is acting rationally and sanely?
A lot of these people arenβt smart, they just are rewarded for silencing actual smart people
"The trade was not that you were getting exposed to geopolitics when moving to Dubai."
John Gruber not being able to understand 'cause' and 'effect.' Like when Twitter, after laying off all those 'needless' employees doing things like ad sales and trust and safety, became a money-burning hellsite chock full of AI-generated CSAM.
Hey, I found it, the most bullshit stupid take of 2026, it's done.
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Upton Sinclair would have loved to meet the CinemaSins guy.
sigh
*bangs table* PROG. KNIFE. *bangs table*
Dave Kitson, eh, who knew?
Well, everybody, really. There was a massive online community dedicated to tying biographical facts cited in the columns to player histories.
Ironically, I don't hate it, but if there was ever a thing that was crying out to be left alone and ignored until people forgot about it, it was this.
It's a picture of a plate of shit, the left half in a lower resolution than the right.
Now available to pre-order on Blu-Ray.
Remastered from the original negatives in 4K.
Lots of 6Music centrists shocked that the billionaire climate change-denying tax exile whose favorite vanity project is a Land Rover clone might be a bit of a bigot.
Now, look, Iβm sorry but we have to remove your access to the flashing red light emoji.
You donβt get it back until you can be trusted with it.
βHeathcliff,β starring Cliff Richard.
Nothing but respect for *the real* modern day adaptation of Wuthering Heightsβ¦
Sinbad:
1. Sailor
2. Comedian
3. Most succinct version of the Bible
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: at Farpoint aboard a starship when he appears dressed as a marine captain to put my species on trial.
I discovered this via the Public Service Broadcasting song. And the biggest shock, to me, was that this film was released in 1975. 1975!
Did Ayao forget the moment in DTS when a Hass engineer, with as much self control as he could muster, essentially said βwhat the FUCK are you thinking hiring that utter liability!β
βCos he said what literally everyone else in the world was thinking.
If "Spin and Spook" a coded way of saying Rory & Al's Big Night In? If so, I love it!
How the hell did Mandelson pass vetting for the ambassador job? How many apparently responsible people looked at that file and didn't scream holy hell?
Dr manhatan from watchmen sitting on a rock
It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.