Danny Chun

I’m your constituent and this is pathetic

My political advice to democrats is that you should talk about the fact that the president raped a child. Might be "savvy"

Hey I have a very savvy political move that you should use. You can talk about the fact that the government is covering up for Donald Trump raping a child.

Might be good?

You misspelled received you moron

Damn I can’t even hang out at the President’s annual politics speech without people saying it’s political

Also, the only reason we care about Cruise and Pitt is because they are humans who made movies people like

Open a bed and breakfast chuck

I’ll pay them fifteen cents an hour to wipe my ass

This feels like a good stopping point for Trump

Thank you Senator. Let’s provide ICE officers with tax credits that can be applied toward continuing education. This is what the base wants

I'm gonna pitch a Klumps-style movie for Tilly Norwood where she plays all the parts

If you join ICE you get to murder whoever you want, you say? Hmm

You did the thing everyone makes jokes about. You just did it for real

I wonder if this is because the GOP is fueled by insane resentful billionaires who will never be satisfied, whereas the Dems are fueled by normal people who just want to get back to enjoying their lives

Why do I know politics better than you

Last chance to fill out your 2026 bingo card. You aren’t allowed to say what wasn’t on it unless you filled it out in 2025. Thanks

Trafficked, exploited, married off: Rohingya children’s lives crushed by foreign aid cuts Severe foreign aid cuts imposed this year by U.S. President Donald Trump, along with funding reductions from other countries, shuttered thousands of schools and youth training centers in camps for Rohingya in Bangladesh and crippled child protection programs.

Hundreds of underage girls married off and hundreds more children kidnapped as U.S. foreign aid cuts contribute to surge in violations against persecuted Rohingya children.

A preteen girl who loves learning about Ancient Rome and other ancient cultures?

Bleacher Report-level journalism here

You think you’re smarter than us but you’re actually way dumber

Go open a cafe you doofus

What have been your favorites?

Does this statement say Schumer out? If not, I’m not interested

Everything, it would seem, is coming up Milhouse

FYI the election results were also a repudiation of you and your colleagues, Peter

I wrote mamdani’s speech. Forgot to say that earlier but I did

Hell yeah
Bring on the sharia law baybeeeee

You would hate Venice CA.

E.g. the bougie skateboard shop there put an endorsement of the fascist LA sheriff up on its marquee last election

Hey guys, bad news about that vicious Louisiana truck monkey I was dating. She has herpes

If the game goes to the 18th the players have to brush their teeth