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"milk is just deconstructed cheese" @pavvywheelz82.bsky.social

Making the price of oil go up will surely lower the price of gas - Republican economics

Multiple countries are playing chess, while trump is sitting there eating checkers.

The worst part is I'm now flossing different seeds out of my teeth and I keep finding more

The best part about eating an everything bagel, is after you finish the first half, you can take the second half and flip it and "dip" the cream cheese in all the "everything" that fell off the first half.

The second best part is once you finish that half, shotgunning the remaining "everything"

The president spends so much time golfing and watching TV, where he doesn't like being interrupted, it's very likely that many of his world changing decisions came while he was on the shitter.

Fitting

I store my table whiskeys in my Erlenmeyer flasks because then I'm just doing chemistry.

Were there a bunch of Iranians in the Epstein files?

Or did the administration just run out of scapegoat distractions in the US?

I will not be surprised if within a week we find out Marwayne Mullins also killed his pet dog, since he's prone to violence (threatening veterans, union members, embassy staff, and journalists with violence).

I'm sure he will pass all the financial disclosure requirements 🙄.

Oof. I'd rather have them endorse a wet sandwich. (And I'd likely vote that way too)

"why doesn't my cellular modem work?"

Me: it was inactive for 3 months, we emailed you and you said to turn it off so you aren't charged anymore

"Well, what if I need it"

Me: Request us to turn it back on and accept the charges

"It should just work"

Me: if you pay, it will

🤦‍♂️

The house voted not to release information on the sexual assault accusations and crimes being committed by themselves because THATS EXACTLY WHAT CRIMINALS DO!

It really seems like you can't be a Republican unless you've sexually assaulted or harassed at LEAST one person.

a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with money flying around him Alt: Mr smithers and Mr burns from the cartoon "the Simpsons" in a plush corporate office throwing money at each other.

"we denied more people healthcare than ever before. You know what that means?

MONEY FIGHT!"

Wife knows how to keep the kitties happy.

I'm surprised there were any republicans that weren't cowards ...

I bet their insurance rate got hiked after that mess lol..

I do lol. But the number of times I had to justify the minor cost is absurd.

This experience gets filed in the "and this is why you listen to me" file.

People thought I was crazy when I said "we should keep a spare drive for this storage array" because we have a contract to have any failed drive replaced within 24 hours.

Drive failed Monday at 6pm.
Replacement drive still in transit at 2pm Wednesday.

AI is only going to make this more common.

Why can't this be real!

This is what I did.

I then have 3 pairs of special very unique socks that I just sit to the side in the drawer.

I finish my laundry twice as fast now.

"so when they say you carry a large scythe...."

Trump hasn't done hard work a day in his life.

If blowing up kids makes the stock market go up, our entire economic system needs to be torn down and built new.

I'd love to get these, but I never do .

Even if I did, they'd probably ignore it because Joe is shifting right every day and doesn't show any sign of slowing down.

Israel must have some of the Epstein file videos if they're able to get Trump to wage this war.

Or they promised him some prime real estate on the graves of thousands of Palestinian children.

There isn't a magic button that the president can push to change gas prices

*Trump launches an illegal war against Iran to distract from the Epstein files*

Ok, so it's not really a button....

I'm beginning to think he's not even in this book! Better hider than me for sure.

"I didn't know they stacked shit that high"

"do you even know how much waste is in programs like food ramps and Medicare?!"

$100 million of jets (3) were shot down by allys today

A $30 million drone was just shot down by our own border patrol.

In less than a week.

We have he money. We dont have the empathy.

Well yeah, the groups paying them in vacations and RVs and homes said this was the outcome that needed to happen.

The rule of law is only good until the $ talks.