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Award-winning headline writer, obscure novelist.

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That's entertainment.

14.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do it too. I'm pathetic. I need more friends. Claude, how do I make more friends?

13.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The show was often silly, but the intro was wonderful.

13.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Siri, tell me a joke.

13.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Message from Your University President on the Recent Hippopotamus Attacks Dear Faculty, Staff, Students, and AI Summarization Tools, I want to express my deepest gratitude for your patience as we explore innovative soluti...

Pitch-perfect parody of every college administrator who ever lived.

13.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but it's the martial arts choreography that really comes through for me.

12.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

His birth name was Krekor Ohanian (an Armenian name). He hated the name "Connors," which his agent gave him. In his early appearances (like "Swamp Women," 1956), he was billed as Touch Connors. ("Touch" was a nickname given him by his high school basketball teammates.)

11.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A bit above average.

11.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So that's Dave Sim. That explains a lot.

11.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover detail from "Tom Swift and His Giant Robot," a 1954 novel featuring Tom Swift, Jr.

Cover detail from "Tom Swift and His Giant Robot," a 1954 novel featuring Tom Swift, Jr.

10.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's true: Mannix got slugged or shot before a commercial break in every episode. Often both.

10.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"Rattle Hymn of the Repulsive" has a certain lilt. "Gory, gory hallelujah" must be the chorus.

10.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I understand there are factories & workshops there.

10.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Uh... guys? Could you pull us up? Like, real soon? Guys?"

10.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An antique game board for "The Wonderful Game of Oz," featuring elements of "The Wizard of Oz" and its sequels.

An antique game board for "The Wonderful Game of Oz," featuring elements of "The Wizard of Oz" and its sequels.

10.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I found this reassuring: "My drafting process is pretty chaotic, and it can sometimes take me a long time to β€œget in the pocket” with a voice on the page that I want to move forward with."

10.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Will Ferrell in the title role of the 2003 film "Elf."

Will Ferrell in the title role of the 2003 film "Elf."

09.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honest! I lived in Reno for 2 years. The magazine we printed in Elko included a story about a female cab driver in Reno and how the famed Mustang Ranch brothel handled things when she brought fares there and had to wait there until they finished.

09.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a printer there who was a friend of the journalism professor.

09.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These are wonderful. I overnighted there once too, in 1976, for a journalism school project. Genuinely glad to see it hasn't changed.

09.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Country Joe McDonald (1942-2026), whose protest song "I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag" was a highlight of Woodstock.

Country Joe McDonald (1942-2026), whose protest song "I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag" was a highlight of Woodstock.

Come on all of you big strong men
Donald Trump needs your help again
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way over yonder there in Iran

And it's 1, 2, 3, what are we fightin' for
Don't ask Trump, he don't give a damn
Next step is bomb Tehran

Ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! They're all gonna die

08.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's been that way for years.

08.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of "River of Crime," a 2006 album by avant-garde band The Residents. Knives and other deady projectiles zero in on a shadowy figure whose hands cover his face.

Cover of "River of Crime," a 2006 album by avant-garde band The Residents. Knives and other deady projectiles zero in on a shadowy figure whose hands cover his face.

1. I always have a pair of 3D glasses by my bedside for situations like this. I agree.
2. I wonder if this inspired the 2006 album by The Residents?

08.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to post that this was the best Os Mutantes song Os Mutantes never recorded. Then I discovered that Rita Lee, formerly of Os Mutantes, was half of Cilibrinas do Γ‰den.

08.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

08.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 6041 πŸ” 3499 πŸ’¬ 289 πŸ“Œ 237
Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff in "Son of Frankenstein."

Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff in "Son of Frankenstein."

This, not Dracula, is Bela Lugosi's best performance, IMHO.
#Svengoolie

08.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you suppose that when Buck Rogers and Flash Gordon and Hunt Bowman and Spurt Hammond and Adam Strange and Flint Baker and Gale Allen got together for beers they'd point and laugh and say, "Here comes good ol' Barney Carr?"

07.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And five out of ten I won't understand.

07.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of the most jaw dropping moments of Trump’s presidency. Up there with brainstorming about injecting bleach and shining light up orifices to cure COVID.

06.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 5808 πŸ” 1512 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 48