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Not the sharpest shed Chaland nonchalant Pure of heart, dumb of ass

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(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 5361 ๐Ÿ” 1229 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
Carte "Childhood trauma"

Carte "Childhood trauma"

ah. hm.

06.03.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C'est un peu rigolo wikigacha.com

06.03.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Based on my experience here the content Bluesky likes the most is when I post a picture of a pizza I made

06.03.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 116 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Il suffit

06.03.2026 11:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 628 ๐Ÿ” 119 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Vignette Youtube de L'Hebdo du 6 mars 2026 : dans une grotte lugubre, un dessin de Scott Pilgrim montre du doigt un vรฉlo qui s'enfuit vers le premier plan. La bicyclette est pilotรฉe par le Clerc en armure du jeu Esoteric Ebb, avec un gobelin ร  la peau verte harnachรฉ derriรจre lui.

Accroche : Disco Elysium chez les dragons : ESOTERIC EBB + Scott Pilgrim EX + Les Pรฉgases

Vignette Youtube de L'Hebdo du 6 mars 2026 : dans une grotte lugubre, un dessin de Scott Pilgrim montre du doigt un vรฉlo qui s'enfuit vers le premier plan. La bicyclette est pilotรฉe par le Clerc en armure du jeu Esoteric Ebb, avec un gobelin ร  la peau verte harnachรฉ derriรจre lui. Accroche : Disco Elysium chez les dragons : ESOTERIC EBB + Scott Pilgrim EX + Les Pรฉgases

300% HEBDO, 400% ORIGAMI... RDV dรจs 13h00 en live pour discuter #EsotericEbb, #ScottPilgrimEX, les #Pegases2026 et l'actu JV, avec des interviews et une nouvelle chronique de Zeph&Ramo !

Twitch www.twitch.tv/origat...
YT www.youtube.com/watc...

06.03.2026 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
infographie CNRS "Pourquoi neige-t-il au fond de l'ocรฉan ?"

infographie CNRS "Pourquoi neige-t-il au fond de l'ocรฉan ?"

Pourquoi les oiseaux ne tombent pas en dormant ?
Comment anticiper les tempรชtes solaires ?
Comment fonctionne le cerveau dans l'effet placebo ?

Retrouvez les rรฉponses en images ร  toutes ces questions (et bien d'autres) dans ce recueil d'infographies @cnrs.fr :

www.cnrs.fr/fr/actualite...

06.03.2026 10:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 57 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

J'aurais du mettre le Gars de 500 jours ensemble tiens

06.03.2026 10:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 10:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quand t'as des potes comme รงa, qui a besoin d'antifas mdr

06.03.2026 10:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

En gros ses potes ont insistรฉ pour ne pas aller ร  lโ€™hรดpital.

05.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
When you accidentally wave at a stranger. #taskmaster
When you accidentally wave at a stranger. #taskmaster YouTube video by Brett Domino

youtube.com/shorts/o4qzN...

06.03.2026 10:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

never ask:

- a woman her age
- a man his salary
- israel the exact boundaries of their borders

06.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 329 ๐Ÿ” 59 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Extrรชmement Metal de sa part

06.03.2026 10:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Threads thread:

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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h โ€ขโ€ขโ€ข My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

โ€œI have usernames older than you.โ€.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 20134 ๐Ÿ” 4258 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 755 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1115
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

05.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 7024 ๐Ÿ” 1220 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90 ๐Ÿ“Œ 91
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๐Ÿชตโ˜• #TwinPeaks nth rewatch โ˜•๐Ÿชต
"I am dismissing all classes
for the day but before we leave I would like to ask each of you to join
me in a moment of silence for Laura and her dear memory.
"
#DavidLynch
#MarkFrost

05.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 639 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Christian Jacq, c'est en partie ร  cause de toi que je suis รฉmu devant ce caillou. Bravo ma couille

06.03.2026 09:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparemment ils ont fait la premiรจre partie de King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard (dont j'ai jamais รฉcoutรฉ aucun morceau, mais paraรฎt que c'est cool), trop bien

06.03.2026 09:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Etran de L'Aiฬˆr - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
Etran de L'Aiฬˆr - Full Performance (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

youtu.be/nkCwGCDaaZ4?...

06.03.2026 09:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched serenity (2019) tonight because of so many folks on here talking about how it was the movie with the biggest twist ending, and I feel BETRAYED by all of you lol

That movie has a curious plot point that it builds up to in the middle but nary a twist. It was worth seeing the hubris though.

06.03.2026 09:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

J'ai promis ร  quelqu'un de regarder

รงa fait 10 ans

Si il tombe lร -dessus je suis mort

06.03.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i asked local homeless guy who gets beat up every day for the keys to his house

06.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 200 ๐Ÿ” 36 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Digital painting, the flying tugboat โ€˜Skaterawโ€™

Digital painting, the flying tugboat โ€˜Skaterawโ€™

06.03.2026 08:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 782 ๐Ÿ” 113 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

LISAN AL-GAIB

06.03.2026 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Et le mixage audio qui est juste, pas venu

06.03.2026 08:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An expressive watercolour painting of a rooster

An expressive watercolour painting of a rooster

A close up of a watercolour painting of a rooster

A close up of a watercolour painting of a rooster

A rooster, this was a lot of fun to paint ๐ŸŽจ

#watercolours #birdart ๐Ÿชถ

05.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1286 ๐Ÿ” 95 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Ah bah รงa nous en fait un deuxiรจme ร  regarder ce soir haha

06.03.2026 08:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0