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Follow me to read hilarious/tedious bi-annual tweets. Or whatever they're called here.

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Well at least Ryanair will be an easy boycott.

19.01.2026 09:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deya and Cloudwater both do some great mixed ferm even though it's not their core. And to be honest, I'd argue it's some of Cloudwater's best stuff.

20.10.2025 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY

13.10.2025 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An optical illusion that shows a number of spheres that appear to be red, green or blue, but are in fact all the same shade of beige.

An optical illusion that shows a number of spheres that appear to be red, green or blue, but are in fact all the same shade of beige.

This one's equally impossible to accept, not sure whether I'm angrier at my eyes or my brain.

02.07.2025 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That album art makes my skin crawl.

08.03.2025 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

B^U

24.02.2025 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Charlie Brooker line "[His] face reminds me of a teddy bear with bell's palsy concentrating hard on accurately shitting in an eggcup in order to win ยฃ5." is still my favourite description of him.

06.01.2025 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking forward to more of your super high quality posts like this going forward.

16.11.2024 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Storage is cheap, it costs more to run all the API calls that delete them. Plus denying Grok the use of them is priceless.

16.11.2024 08:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black & white schnauzer underneath a sign that says POLLING STATION

A black & white schnauzer underneath a sign that says POLLING STATION

Rhubarb says "fuck the Tories" #DogsAtPollingStations

04.07.2024 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She looks like she's doing an impression of a badly drawn swastika.

12.05.2024 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jeff Bezos Rowing Boat
Jeff Bezos Rowing Boat Become a Patron https://www.patreon.com/bobbyfingersOr you can buy me a coffee here. https://ko-fi.com/bobbyfingersUPDATE : THE TREASURE HAS BEEN FOUND BY A...

This is quite possibly the greatest piece of art ever produced in any medium, and I mean that literally, without any sense of hyperbole.

youtu.be/VGhcSupkNs8?...

15.11.2023 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoying that Bluesky doesn't have a verified status, but does have "absolutely definitely not verified".

19.09.2023 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure if your feed will cope with the rate I'm gonna post on here, expect literally several posts every 5 or 6 years. Actually probably slightly fewer as there are no brand accounts to complain at about deliveries not turning up which is 95% of what I post on Twitter.

19.09.2023 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally managed to blag a Bluesky invite, it all seems pretty cool & good, except I can't find any well known brand accounts. And by "except" I mean "plus it has the massive additional bonus that".

19.09.2023 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0