Roy Gill's Avatar

Roy Gill

@roygill

Writes audio drama and sometimes novels. Stories may involve a blue box. Likes books, dogs, tea and vinyl ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ https://roygill.wordpress.com

1,897
Followers
770
Following
3,428
Posts
18.08.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Roy Gill @roygill

โ€œThe right for queer people to gather openly to be boring and discuss sandwiches is as fundamental to me as the right to dress as a horse and get ridden in a sex dungeonโ€ - being boring is OK. Last share for this one, was lovely to be on paper at the weekend: observer.co.uk/style/featur...

10.03.2026 09:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
How Pet Shop Boys Sold City Glamour to Queer Suburban Kids | The Quietus Iโ€™m sat on the floor behind my dadโ€™s armchair, chunky headphones on, listening to a new 12โ€ my brother has bought. Our music centre lives in a compartment on an MFI divider unit, beside my parentsโ€™ co...

If, like me, youโ€™ve been a Pet Shop Boys fan ever since there were Pet Shop Boys, you might like this piece I wrote for the Quietus thequietus.com/opinion-and-...

10.03.2026 08:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent - now it'd be good to see government limiting the profits allowable to old folks' homes.

Our elderly former neighbour is paying ยฃ9000 a month to stay in one and watching his life savings and the house he lived in for 60 years all disappear into the rapacious care home owner's pockets

10.03.2026 09:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
joumana, dan, melvin, and mark talk about big finish's 8th doctor adventures, "empty vessels" at trapone.podbean.com

joumana, dan, melvin, and mark talk about big finish's 8th doctor adventures, "empty vessels" at trapone.podbean.com

loved celebrating my 3rd anniversary of chatting about #doctorwho back where it all started. to wit, on the popular @trapone.bsky.social "doctor who" podcast, talking, as i did on that first occasion, about paul mcgann, nicola walker, and hattie morahan trapone.podbean.com/e/empty-vess...

09.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some collectors canโ€™t stop โ€˜collectingโ€™, I guess ๐Ÿ™„

I was appalled when I saw that the local Oxfam music has been forced to take the cartridge off their customer turntable as people keep nicking itโ€ฆ

09.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sir Gawain Fucks the Green Knight


Hereโ€™s a tale ripe for telling. Canโ€™t say where I heard it firstโ€”in pretty French or Dutch. Perhaps as a young lady walking โ€˜longside the Rijn. Iโ€™ll spin it for you in an English tongue, fine as frost on lace, sweet as malmsey wine. So it goes that young Gawain, strength kissed into his limbs, fresh as the bright dawn, comes trembling down to the Green Chapel. Youโ€™ve heard this tale, I know. His breath makes peach fuzz in the air, fear into him like worm to apple. Christmas Morn is too soon, time is short. You have your own life to save, he says, picking through thorn and bough to an ivy-clad cave.
The creature is the Jack Oโ€™ the Glen / forest prince / the woodโ€™s own laughter. Beard of lichen and eyes like dark elder. I need not repeat their exchangeโ€”my boyโ€™s flinching heartโ€”a songbird in a rattled cage. It is after the blows are dealt, he asks, what god is worshipped in these green trees? Boy, the Knight replies, boy, were you not just down on your knees?
The Knight is the tang of sap / bark rough and petal soft / everywhere leaves scatter / easily crushed / Gawain clings / hardly knows what he clings to / he is the forest and the flower / a turmoil of roots / where god and tree meet and melt / the birch the oak the fern the deer /  mushroom maggot crow / here Gawain is branch and bud / blow returned for blow

Sir Gawain Fucks the Green Knight Hereโ€™s a tale ripe for telling. Canโ€™t say where I heard it firstโ€”in pretty French or Dutch. Perhaps as a young lady walking โ€˜longside the Rijn. Iโ€™ll spin it for you in an English tongue, fine as frost on lace, sweet as malmsey wine. So it goes that young Gawain, strength kissed into his limbs, fresh as the bright dawn, comes trembling down to the Green Chapel. Youโ€™ve heard this tale, I know. His breath makes peach fuzz in the air, fear into him like worm to apple. Christmas Morn is too soon, time is short. You have your own life to save, he says, picking through thorn and bough to an ivy-clad cave. The creature is the Jack Oโ€™ the Glen / forest prince / the woodโ€™s own laughter. Beard of lichen and eyes like dark elder. I need not repeat their exchangeโ€”my boyโ€™s flinching heartโ€”a songbird in a rattled cage. It is after the blows are dealt, he asks, what god is worshipped in these green trees? Boy, the Knight replies, boy, were you not just down on your knees? The Knight is the tang of sap / bark rough and petal soft / everywhere leaves scatter / easily crushed / Gawain clings / hardly knows what he clings to / he is the forest and the flower / a turmoil of roots / where god and tree meet and melt / the birch the oak the fern the deer / mushroom maggot crow / here Gawain is branch and bud / blow returned for blow

This is a sheer indulgence on my part, but it turns out I never actually shared the poem here, so:

๐Ÿƒ

05.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 396 ๐Ÿ” 102 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Preview
How Pet Shop Boys Sold City Glamour to Queer Suburban Kids | The Quietus Iโ€™m sat on the floor behind my dadโ€™s armchair, chunky headphones on, listening to a new 12โ€ my brother has bought. Our music centre lives in a compartment on an MFI divider unit, beside my parentsโ€™ co...

"The world Pet Shop Boys evoked to me back then was less kitchen sink drama, more film noir... This was a gay underworld, unspoken and largely invisible." Thanks @grindrod.bsky.social for this wonderful essay on PSB, the suburbs & sexuality:

thequietus.com/opinion-and-...

09.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

โ€œHIELANMAN'S UMBRELLAโ€ should be a new law of journalism, which states that if AI generated photos are used in a news article, all reporting from that publication should be instantly distrusted.

09.03.2026 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 215 ๐Ÿ” 75 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Preview
Fire causes major disruption at Glasgow Central Station Train passengers are facing major disruption after a fire broke out at a vape shop in central Glasgow.

BBC have - finally - got a live feed going covering the fire threatening Glasgow Central Station

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...

08.03.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Part of the Union Street facade has collapsed into the street.

๐Ÿ“ท Glasgow by drone

08.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 99 ๐Ÿ” 68 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
Reddit screenshot from Glasgow thread. Bright flames rising out the side of a Victorian building.

Reddit screenshot from Glasgow thread. Bright flames rising out the side of a Victorian building.

Video screenshot from Reddit. Building is now a shell with flames visible in every window.

Video screenshot from Reddit. Building is now a shell with flames visible in every window.

The roof has collapsed embers rise into the night sky.

The roof has collapsed embers rise into the night sky.

The fire at Glasgow central station is utterly devastating. Shops, homes and our transport link to England are being wiped out.
I am amazed by the limited news coverage.

08.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1759 ๐Ÿ” 789 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81 ๐Ÿ“Œ 106

Not seen: A farmer with a boat and a bag of grain scrumpling up his plans and throwing them away in a tearful fit of defeated pique

07.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 360 ๐Ÿ” 91 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Love is in the air at Edinburgh zoo. Pebbling marks the start of the breeding season for Gentoo penguins.

Kids at Edinburgh Children's Hospital Charity painted pebbles for the penguins to choose from and present to their mates.

07.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 650 ๐Ÿ” 189 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 21763 ๐Ÿ” 6547 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89 ๐Ÿ“Œ 160

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

07.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4020 ๐Ÿ” 767 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
On a breezy day in early spring, the wind tugs at a row of white sheets and bedding on a washing line set in a garden in front of a large white house

On a breezy day in early spring, the wind tugs at a row of white sheets and bedding on a washing line set in a garden in front of a large white house

Breezy Day (1975)
Artist: Gerald Witcomb

05.03.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 367 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Post image

My wife's prezzie to me from a charity shop. It's 12 different Doctors with Malcom Tucker from The Thick of It in the middle.

My hope is that the artist also did a Torchwood piece with a big picture of Spike from Buffy in middle.

07.03.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe WE are the Empty Vessels? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‰
This was great fun to be a part of.

07.03.2026 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

โ€œSelf-driving taxis safeโ€ says self-writing article.

From the new Private Eye, out now.

06.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 421 ๐Ÿ” 107 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I think I had a useful conversation with @ianzpotter.bsky.social at some point regarding what parts of the text appear where tooโ€ฆ

06.03.2026 13:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

My Once and Future read through kind of stalled after Witch โ€” I think Iโ€™m gonna use the cutdown version as a reminder to continue (hereโ€™s the secondhand paperback I have of Sword complete with my scrappy pencil notes of which chapters are unique to the standalone ๐Ÿ˜)

06.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks James. And Iโ€™m so sorry to hear your mum is also caught up in that sort of thing. It does often seem like every aspect of the institution has its own little inflexible rituals and they get furious if you donโ€™t intuit themโ€ฆ

06.03.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would make sense. Anything else would make more sense

Anyway, it looks like Iโ€™m making a pointless delivery trip todayโ€ฆ

06.03.2026 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tremendous news. I've been in love with these daft old things ever since Douglas Adams introduced me to them in "Last Chance To See". Good to know that they're - if not exactly thriving - at least upping the population a wee bit.

06.03.2026 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think if itโ€™s called โ€˜the sword in the stoneโ€™ you get mostly the original text, including Mim, if itโ€™s part of โ€˜once and futureโ€™ itโ€™s the cut versionโ€ฆ?

Itโ€™s the unedited book two (witch in the wood) thatโ€™s out of print entirely. (I got a US copy from eBay, surprisingly cheaply)

05.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face .

Ukeck

(Watching Trek)

05.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I havenโ€™t actively used it for over a year. Keep meaning to delete it entirely.

05.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a 'scratch & sniff' card for Hallรฉ For Youth - Celebrating International Women's Day. There are 4 circles with an abstracts image with text: Ron Grainer & Delia Derbyshire - Doctor Who theme, Bizet - Carmen Suite, Price - Nimble Feet from Dances in the Canebrakes, Laura Shigihara - Grasswalk from Plants vs Zombies.

Photo of a 'scratch & sniff' card for Hallรฉ For Youth - Celebrating International Women's Day. There are 4 circles with an abstracts image with text: Ron Grainer & Delia Derbyshire - Doctor Who theme, Bizet - Carmen Suite, Price - Nimble Feet from Dances in the Canebrakes, Laura Shigihara - Grasswalk from Plants vs Zombies.

Daughter went on a school trip to a concert today. The theme was International Women's Day. The orchestra played 4 pieces of music which included the Doctor Who theme, crediting Delia Derbyshire alongside Ron Grainer. They had scratch & sniff cards for the - the smell of Doctor Who is burnt plastic!

05.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Um, yes. Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m talking about? ๐Ÿ˜ Thereโ€™s a Twitter account called TOTP facts which posts anecdotes about the acts in synch with the BBC Four repeats

05.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
502: Reanimating The Ice Warriors We love our Doctor Who animations at the Power of 3. So, we're turning the clock back to 2013, when The Ice Warriors was completed, thanks to the power of animation from Qurios Animation. We speak to

๐ŸงŠNEW EPISODE!๐ŸงŠ

We're cool customers this week as we turn back the clock to 2013, and find out about how The Ice Warriors came to be animated, with the wonderful @nielbushnell.bsky.social and @chrischapman81.bsky.social.

soundcloud.com/powerof3pod/...

04.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1