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@ancientprawns

Let the hero born of woman crush the serpent with his heel.

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It’s really beautiful

07.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The new season of The Adventure Zone is not *that* good, but the theme song is a booty dropper

06.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see all these babies and I just want to hold them

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Which of you bastards knew about this and didn’t tell me

06.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Backyard by Mabel Dwight, 1938.

06.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This person is the pastry chef Lisa Donovan, of Nashville

06.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve encountered a person who I think looks like me, but hotter and cooler

06.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Good Lord man

06.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Graham I need to be extremely clear: I am not judging you ❀️

06.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not slay the spire 2 because I think it would ruin my life

Something else

06.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to play an video game

06.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

05.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2235 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 15

Why am I crying at my desk about this guys. There has been so much dumb bullshit for weeks now, months. Why is this where it’s coming out

05.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling real sad for tuna all of a sudden. Crazy fish... Majestic. Deserves more admiration than I’ve ever given

05.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but it still gets soggy in the fridge

05.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem of pasta in soup is so difficult. If you cook the pasta in the soup, it gets flavorful and delicious, but also soggy. If you cook it in water and then add it by the bowl, it remains toothsome but is bland…

05.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to spend all weekend in cheerful industry for mental health reasons. Tackling projects, that sort of thing

05.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe it’s all going to get worse

05.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AHHHH!!!!!

05.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maeve Brennan (Irish Artist, born 1980)
"September", 2020.
Oil on Canvas, 60 Γ— 50 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

04.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

OHHH

05.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love β€œreckless endangerment!” It’s just like someone calling a foul at a sports game

04.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lmfao

04.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

-rancher/farmer β€”> tractor repairman
-navyman β€”> ??? β€”> innkeeper

04.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m having flashbacks to your YA parody thread

04.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cutiepie floating by!! πŸ‘œπŸŸ #spottedtrunkfish #trunkfish #boxfish #swimminghandbag #coralcitycamera

04.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 317 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Sad

04.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crazy that you can be reading the Iliad and it’s all Eussorus and Teuthras and Axylus and so forth, and then there’s Jason

04.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t believe that it’s important to post well. I live my life in accordance with this belief

03.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0