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Gisselle Jimenez

@gdognyc

Bone librarian, biological anthropologist, world traveler, childfree plant lady, Buckeye football fanatic. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί-πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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I wonder how may of these GenZ MAGA boys are ready to go to war...hmmm...

03.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Flavor Flav announces β€˜She Got Game’ weekend for U.S. Olympic women’s hockey team Flavor Flav’s celebration for the United States’ gold medal-winning Olympic women’s hockey team has officially been given a β€œYeah, boyyyy!”

www.tsn.ca/olympics/art...

27.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trash for trash. Enjoy!

27.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stanley Tucci has invited the US women’s hockey team to one of his favorite restaurants in Milan.

26.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 12
Spongebob meme staring window being men hockey team having dinner with a pedophile and women's team partying with flavor flav in Vegas

Spongebob meme staring window being men hockey team having dinner with a pedophile and women's team partying with flavor flav in Vegas

25.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 954 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5
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Congratulations to USA Women’s Olympic hockey team

24.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 385 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

these are the hockey players that did NOT go to the white house:

Brock Nelson
Jackson Lacombe
Jake Guentzel
Jake Oettinger
Kyle Connor
US Women’s hockey team

24.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I'll take dinner with Stanley Tucci in Milan over (gag) McDonald's at the wife house with a pedophile any day.

27.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Halftime! Enjoy your Kid Rock concert, rednecks. Haha

09.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck to TreVeyon Henderson and Jaxon Smith-Njigba. No matter what, a Buckeye is winning the Super Bowl tonight.

08.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh.... that makes more sense. Thanks.

31.01.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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View of Central Park from inside the Met.

25.01.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The reservoir in Central Park.

25.01.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Central Park is a winter wonderland.

25.01.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go Big Ten!!

20.01.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most Cuban- American National Championship of all time.

20.01.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The craziest thing about the golden globes last night is that the NYPD won’t stop abusing women #goldenglobes TikTok video by Rachel

In case you haven't hit your rage quota for the day...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fMjCTF/

14.01.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you can pull Mendoza now, Indiana. Jeez.

10.01.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously, I'm rooting for the Big Ten to win the National Championship but now that the SEC is out, I'm good.

09.01.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come on, Indiana! Do it for the Big Ten.

01.01.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

:(

01.01.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohio State has the worst kicker in the history of the world. I fantasize about nut punting him into space.

01.01.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If these Hawai'i commercials could stop throwing it my face that they're living in paradise, I'd appreciate it. It's winter in NYC over here.

25.12.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the Hawai'i Bowl in the middle of winter in NYC is a real embittering experience.

25.12.2025 01:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All I want for Christmas is for my upstairs neighbor to be kidnapped by aliens and replaced by a clone that is always out of town.

24.12.2025 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The last time the Buckeyes played Miami was in the 2003 Fiesta Bowl where we won the National Championship. That was my last year at Ohio State. I was really hoping for a rematch. Should be fun.

21.12.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap, Oklahoma. Are you really going to choke....AGAIN? Jeez!!

20.12.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess we have ourselves a game

20.12.2025 02:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do the Buckeyes ALWAYS have to play on New Year's Eve? Why can't I be watching from my couch on January 1st like every other top 4 team? Ugh...

18.12.2025 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If someone could pleaee just kidnap Jayden Fielding and drop him off in Nome Alaska, everyone in Ohio would really appreciate it.

07.12.2025 04:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0