Pauli the Cat

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I‘m looking forward to my reward for correctly predicting today’s Auswärtssieg. Saw the human bringing home a big piece of meat for tomorrow’s Sunday roast. I suppose I can wait a day… #meow

Gewonnen, alle beide. #meow 🤎🤍💚

Ah yes. The evil place. Not dissimilar to Mordor. I decline. #meow

Moin! Spieltag!

My initial instinct led me towards the draw. But upon deeper reflection (and absolutely not to increase my chance of treats) I am predicting a win. #meow

#tsgFCSP #StPauli

Moin! Spieltag!

The spare human asked ‘Wouldn’t it be nice if both teams could win?’
I said ‘Nah, not possible’.
Least favourite cat in the house how. #meow

#fcspsvw #StPauli

Moin! Spieltag!

Done the prediction with leftover coq au vin. 🍗 As you all know, that is my favourite food in the world and if you put up the sound you can hear how protective I am of it. #meow

#B04FCSP #StPauli

On the spare human’s lap for a full head massage. That’s the spot human, that’s the spot. #meow

Every cat is the bestest cat. #meow

I have received my reward for correctly predicting today’s win. The big human shared his pork rib with me. Also got a new catnip toy, and was told I am the bestest cat. Now settled on the human‘s lap, cleaning my plump, pork filled belly. #meow

Moin! Spieltag!

Predicting a win. My humans are happy - I think I can get a couple more treats out of them today. Chicken even maybe. #meow

#fcspvfb #StPauli

We will see. #meow

I have a very athletic figure as we all know. I’m very lean, strong and muscular indeed. 😼
Broke the cat flap when I learned to outsmart the nightly curfew function by inserting my claw into the lock and thereby unlocking the flap. No one locks Pauli The Cat in. #meow

That time when the humans renamed the cat flap. I broke that cat flap soon after, and another couple since. #meow

Collecting my reward for correctly predicting today’s result. #meow

I ear what I want, and whatever I find on the kitchen counter. #meow

I wear fur in all weathers. #meow

Moin! Pokalspieltag!

I don’t think we’ll win this today, sorry folks. 😿 Also, the human has tampered with the prediction bowls (monthly flea treatment). I noticed. Reason #142 she remains the spare human. #meow

#B04FCSP #StPauli #DFBPokal

Trying to politely persuade my human for one teeny bedtime treat. She is pretending I don’t exist. Rude. There’s a reason she’s the spare human. #meow

Me sleeping soundly on the human’s lap, knowing I am the bestest cat for having correctly predicted today’s result. #meow

I am ALWAYS right. The team just doesn’t always follow my orders. If they did, we’d be right up there at the top with Bayern. #meow

It’s my middle name. The humans call me that all the time. #meow

Was licking my chops because the human had again put up a decoy plate with tasty chicken treats in the kitchen while she set up the film set. #meow

Moin! Spieltag!

Bad news my people. I don’t think this will be a successful game today. Paws crossed I‘m wrong. #meow

#fcafcsp #StPauli

Moin! Spieltag!

And Day 2 of my abandonment by the big human. The spare human put a decoy plate in the kitchen while she set up the film set. That meant I got extra treats. I therefore predict an optimistic Heimsieg. I think the two of us did rather well, don’t you think? #meow

#fcsprbl #StPauli

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What a handsome floof you are Mumpitz. Make sure to hold your human tight. #meow

My favourite human left with a suitcase and didn’t take me with him.
I guess that means I’ll be stuck with the spare human for a few days who does not understand my need for regular treats and is not susceptible to to emotional blackmailing. Will be waiting by the front door for his return. #meow

same procedure as every halfyear

Living rent free in HSV supporters’ heads today. #meow