Cade

My work here is done.

Sorry @cosmicchefj.bsky.social.

@grimjag00.bsky.social made me watch this and now so do you.

Friday night is getting CRAY CRAY over here.

Insert Cowboys joke

If this logic were to hold up the Jaguars, Bucs, and Dolphins would be perennial powerhouses!

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Day 💃
Weekend 🕺💃

Wake up babe. New Scrubs scrubs just dropped.

Thinking extremely satirical, redacted thoughts about Pete Hegseth this morning.

there are titans and texans fan #onhere?

We lost a tanker?!

Temu ass looking logo.

Temu Titans

“Hope you two are into older women, because tonight you’re hooking up with Granny Smith.”

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@roryblank.bsky.social out there still saving lives.

Just saw Brendan Fraisers last Scrubs episode for the first time in over a decade.

Still a gut punch.

want

squid ink risotto?

oh??? so ya'll dont get mad when a dog puts ketchup on a hot dog but when @grimjag00.bsky.social does it, everyone freaks out.

i see how it is.

battleship game

everyone trying to solve the strait problem has got it all wrong because they are not utilizing the tools available to them

i miss Sugarcult.

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

Easy.

Everyone takes for granted the phrase “subject to change”. So when something actually changes? FREAK OUT

Do it

She’s not on here… but happy birthday to my beautiful wife

Everyday I am in awe of her. Her grace, her wit, her unconditional love. It’s more than a guy like me has ever deserved. She has my heart and soul forever.

the solution is simple.

see my last skeet

New FBI gear just dropped