Willow

Me.

Yep. Shoulda.

I think I should log off before I learn the context of this.

Photo of Lion’s Head Tavern

Who let Nostalgia out of the broom closet.

No one yell at me for checking my email on PTO.

“Employee appreciation day” on a day of the week when 90% of people are remote is 🧑‍🍳😘

recession indicators flashing red, a dumb republican president dragging us into a manufactured war in the middle east, britney spears dui, justin timberlake lawsuit about his dui

boy 2006 sure is fun

This will be a test re: whether the U.S. population knows who to be mad at.

“Unexpectedly”?

This is why I don't trust anyone who uses the term "politically correct" derisively

“We bombed a school and killed all 100+ students inside because an AI chatbot said it was a military facility” is yet another true thing you can’t say to offline normies without sounding like a crazy person

I know it's a fun place to shop for stylish clothing, housewares, beauty products and packaged food at affordable prices. The problem is the bigotry. Spend the billions in reparations to the people you threw under the bus.

Oops, all war crimes!

You’d think people would listen after the same people warned them about Fetterman.

Tate was trying to get to Dubai on a bus.

When they got to the Saudi border everyone was told to get off for passport and baggage checks and Tate decided to stay on - presumably because the bus was air conditioned and he didn't want to stand in a queue.

He then got detained by Saudi guards.

What a terrible day to have eyes to read - let's yell at 2023 Marisa

more statements coming out re: Iran’s women’s national team. @fifpro.bsky.social Asia/Oceania is calling on #FIFA and the #AFC to uphold their human rights obligations and protect the players.

thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h + My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.

I saved it to share elsewhere 🤣🤣

Just saw someone refer to a sending stone as a “rockie talkie”

Wow.

I believe they prefer to be called snukes.

Yeah. Like Laverne and Shirley. Or Maude. Or After M*A*S*H. Or the Jeffersons.

22 episode seasons too 😭

How come there's more controversy about my gender affirming titty patch than his gender affirming massacre of schoolchildren?

This is not a compliment to Noem)

Soon we won’t have to wonder.

So they decided the person running DHS was too smart for the job?

Screenshot of my phone pulling up hate you by Reel big fish

Current mood:

Staying strong so far