Dana Smith

Who wasn’t laughing at sad cops in November 7, 2020?

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Just as a heads up - there's about to be weather in NYC so get ready for everyone to talk about it

Girl, no

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!! How those victory Negronis treating ya?

Suck it, fake journalist!

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Anyway, curious if anyone else has come across these embarrassing Scooby Doo ass bad guys around town. #NYCElection

To his credit, he did say that the difference between @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and cuomo is that the former hasn’t been accused of sexual harassment… THAT WE KNOW OF DUN DUN DUN

So if it’s a simple google search, how would we not already know? And in that case, did you not just admit to being scooped by “a simple google search?” Looks like someone lost his chance at the Pulitzer. ;(

He claims @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social was in bed with a slumlord who financed his first election and when the people, who he says can find all this info out with a simple google search, find out, he’ll be finished.

I really questioned whether this guy was actually on the phone or not because his theater kid energy was really popping off

Which leads me to believe this guy is either 1. Very bad at his job as a “journalist” or 2. Maybe a paid actor to shit talk @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social around town?

This morning, a cartoon villain walked in lockstep with me, on the phone indiscreetly proclaiming he’s going to drop a story and “Mr. Freeze-the-rent is gonna be screwed!” He was so animated talking about how @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is going down and #Cuomo is going to win. #NYCElection 🧵

my hope is that kathy hochul gets so mad about trump fucking with congestion pricing that she retaliates by firing adams

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.

This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

How is he not yet on the case?

pretty sure she's writing plays with jen shah

Very reminds-the-teacher-they-didn’t-assign-homework energy coming from this guy

Nice. I did an improv show at a D2C furniture pop up in Chicago once and got paid in free pillows.

Tituss Burgess Takes Over Lead Role in ‘Oh, Mary!’ On Broadway Burgess will play a three-week run in the role starting in March.

I'm *supposed* to be having a baby at this time. Maybe I can sneak her in.

We’re really out here, as a country, not just celebrating violent (and in this case deadly) racism, but rewarding it.

In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, sausage at Bob Evans, and then down to the old Treasury Department servers to download every American’s Social Security number. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.

Great idea ding dong!

Jesse Eisenberg Says ‘I Don’t Want to Think of Myself as Associated’ With Mark Zuckerberg: He’s ‘Doing Things That Are Problematic’ and ‘I’m Concerned’ Jesse Eisenberg, who played Mark Zuckerberg in "The Social Network," no longer wants to "think of myself as associated with somebody like that."

I think the simple solution is The Social Network 2 where he plays zuck like the giant loser dork he is and makes him do something super embarrassing like fart loudly at a senate hearing or accidentally send a nude to his mom. Idk I'm no Sorkin.

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Off topic: I applaud the petty bitch who chose this photo to accompany this post. American hero.

OM damn W

Me: Taxes?
All-girls catholic school: write a pro-life poem for a quarter of your grade

It’s high time the sec of transportation stopped being polite and started getting real