hegelian vs predator

i like to write it as m*n so they know i mean it as a slur

they didnt even mention in the ad that they're hocking weed!!! they were just talking about the effects of the drug!!!!! like COME ON

addiction isn't even among my mental health concerns i just cannot believe these cynical assholes would intentionally and brazenly target addicts

just saw an ad for an unregulated cannabinoid product explicitly marketing itself to recovering alcoholics and i cannot even begin to articulate how evil that is. "hey, you know how you struggle with addiction? have you considered taking drugs?" fuck yall

all my enemies are m*n

yeah well you can tell him i think he's a big stinky asshole

i hate u daylight savings

oh no, they'll lose their massive millennial bahahahah

if you've never made it through a rupture and repaired a relationship, you don't know how strong it is

relationships, like steel, are tempered in fire

the best shit poast transcends the triangle

controversial opinion, i know: these are terrible people who have been unequivocally bad for society

i look forward to replying to a lot of very bad skeets with this screenshot

PREDICTION: lots of people are about to become overnight experts on world bank and the IMF

i believe it was sun tzu who said "you really don't need to know your enemy. really! not even what language they speak. the less you know, the better!"

damning with faint praise if ever ive heard it

the next bluesky ceo should be a muscle mommy

they do say confidence is attractive

lol he called somebody "describably beautiful" and it's been stuck in my head for weeks now

like i don't wanna be ugly about it but also it's like. oh. you got hit on a lot? with that bone structure. huh.

yall ever seen somebody complaining about being hit on but. their face.

guy who's never bought his own underwear convinced he knows more about the real world than people in poverty

y'know, there's a "learn the rules to break them gracefully" element missing from their style but i am broadly in favor of breaking grammar rules for fun

my wife keeps mashing up discworld names with brainrot speak. "the great ahh twin." "unc morpork." "rizzwind."

she must be stopped

if you're ever having a rough day you can just go to target and stick googly eyes on merchandise. if you pay for the googly eyes it's not a crime or anything.

as much as i love dunking on elite illiteracy, AND I DO, i think their disregard for grammar is actually in the vanishingly light handful of their more likeable traits

as much as i love dunking on elite illiteracy, AND I DO, i think their disregard for grammar is actually in the vanishingly light handful of their more likeable traits

yknow, i read it as tragedy, but i suppose all good horror is tied to grief

"brain evisceration" on his autopsy report. i will never get in a helicopter.