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Don’t just fuckin stand there, go back out and walk in again!

She had to do a dozen things right and she only hit like ten and a half.

That’s easy. You take a left at the Strait of Hormuz and keep going until you hit square.

Leaning more and more to the “gas station” finish rather than the “courtroom” finish to all this.

For those of you who are also wondering whether you’d found a new Mandela effect, yes, Darrell Issa *did* retire ahead of the last blue wave. And then found a redder district.

Hell yeah. Nobody’s waiting for *my* book.

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1200 baud? Luxury.

I beg of you to share a recipe.

Fetterman, the free square in the middle of DINO Bingo.

Tell me that Markwayne Mullin is willing to pay the smallest of prices and I will be highly amused.

They all know that the only reason to go on TV is to be loud and belligerent so the President gives you a job where you don't have to talk to your horrible shitty voters anymore.

Estonia's gonna try to steal four in the 8th? Respect.

Turns out that OK doesn't allow the appointee to run in the next election, so he'll probably name some harmless nobody and run himself in November.

He was already up for re-election, and it looks like Oklahoma just lets the general be the special if it's the next regular election.

My read (law.justia.com/codes/oklaho...) is that since Mullin was already up for re-election this year, the general is *also* the special.

But also, the law (law.justia.com/codes/oklaho...) requires an appointed Senate replacement to swear that he won't stand in the next election anyway.

We've replaced "not as bright as she thinks and corrupt as hell" with "actively thick as a brick but canny enough to see that corruption won't be punished". Dude's gonna take the house, the fuckplane, you name it.

Not even coordinator. He's the position coach that everyone knows you have to work around.

I'm gonna put it at 3.5.

Appoint himself so he's the incumbent for the general?

No chance that Markwayne gives it back.

Stitt's going to replace Mullin with himself, isn't he.

Under, if we're not counting forks.

Oof, yeah, you got a Silent Hill situation going on there. We'll miss you.

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look here, you little shit...

Fun Fact: Right-wing servicemembers hate left-wing servicemembers (i.e., any veteran who disagrees with them) more than any pink-haired college kid their fevered brains conjure up. We're not just wrong, we're TRAITORS to them. Sheehy wanted to fully murder this guy the second he opened his mouth.

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