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no-one said anything about being good at it

just noticed that the yorkshire looks absolutely furious

they don't make 'em like that anymore

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as you beat him to death the player character keeps stopping and saying stuff like 'we should not be enemies, we should work together!'

then once he's dead it's 'we are both victims, my friend, you and i'

but the dead guy with one arm and no fork is clearly the bigger victim

it's a game called bioforge. good game. you can beat the blue guy to death with his own arm and steal his fork

just a fork reference i've had in my back pocket for the last 30 years waiting for an occasion such as this

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it'll soon come back

2009 twitter never fully leaves you

sorry but sometimes you just have to make these things other people's problem

trying to delete

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awww how cute 🥰

a crumb of strategy instead of endless pandering to dickheads, i beg. china leaves us in the dirt because it thinks more than 2 days ahead

we talk so big but are on a knife edge for basically all vital supplies lol. when the shit really hits the fan we are so going to starve on this ridiculous island

hehehe, they'll do that

i never figured this stuff out properly and i was constantly getting trains waiting in the depot and things so i just tended to keep it 1 train, 1 track really inefficiently

i'm here for this type of play

they should've given me the hs2 contract. just demolishing everything in my path, knocking down mountains and filling in lakes. nothing stops this train

it's so good. i don't really care about any of the other types of transport apart from trains. i just love to make an incredibly long, straight and expensive rail line

your sentimental attachment and inability to break him will make good tv

like wdym that the world's only superpower has spent over half a century trying to strangle a nation of 10 million people who are just getting on with their own lives, you fucking losers?

wild how much effort the usa puts into fucking over cuba, a country that is zero threat to them

it must not, i repeat not, turn into a breach of the geneva conventions

Alan Partridge laid on a bed speaking into a dictaphone: Breaking Tad. Tad from Neighbours is strapped to a chair by special forces teams competing to extract as much Erinsborough gossip from him as possible in a 20-minute time limit

hahaha. like when lister says 'oh, *that* rimmer 😒'

stephen mulhern, a smug looking man in a suit and tie, doing finger gun and the camera before turning the finger gun on himself

punchable