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We love a PR stunt 🍔

Love when people get corks out on Friday
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You can be a character witness

Entitled assholes purposefully and selfishly standing in the way of us selling our place ☺️

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Oh boy cannot wait to take our neighbours to court

MUST BE NICE

The sun is out and we’ve hit double digit temperatures, should I be in a speedo!?

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Leaving the house for the first time this week lmk if you want to join

Nothing helps stave off the crushing dread of another night of work like an hour of wine and gossip with a friend

My favourite pastime is giving the lacklustre little thumbs up to emails I can’t be bothered replying to

Hour 15 do I get a prize

If I don't get a chai latte in the next half hour I will simply cease to exist

Insufficient amounts of GF pastries pre-sleep

Hello and welcome to hour 11 of my work day

Yes

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Wake up everyone, another war is dropping

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Can’t wait to start my week of 24/7 work duty tonight 😍 Love being stressed every time the phone goes off!

Rein it back in

Hello hi don’t forget to internalise your rage today

Wuthering Heights 10/10 no notes

Back soon, just off to wuther my heights

Maybe next month

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Dylan have you seen Tesco underwear!