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Patchouli Woollahra

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Four years. Thank god you just read this profile. Working on a #comic: Updates marked #Postillion Also: NAFO Associate Non-Fella Member, Veteran not-dead Second Lifer.

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They delayed it for 3 months... and didn't see it.

07.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HOWEVER, we need to start thinking very carefully if MJ dispensaries start selling small joint packs outside Girl Guides' huts.

Some people apparently get very upset about that too.

07.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also: did you see the Minions?

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This fun is three months late. There were major issues with the ship and it was decided to delay launch 3 months near Christmas last year. Much disappointing of regional cruisers.

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't see issue. They are serving customer pool, boosting fundraising.

07.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She may or not have been a "Zionist fuck". But you know she would have carefully spoken to her war planners about the potential impacts of a war before hitting the button.

07.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Newest Disney cruise ship launches 10 Mar. Many interesting new design ideas including a small group of suspiciously hidden Minions (look closely) people.com/disney-gives...

07.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Too bad. He needs a reminder that he's supposed to be American.

07.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's also not sustainable. It will wipe reserves of many US resources and then someone will wipe America while theyre weakened.

07.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mark is an especially common name. -Mark

07.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. This joke blew my house up. πŸ€ͺπŸ‘

07.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@jeanchimera.bsky.social dear God. This. This. THIS. WHY.

07.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You honor us with this blanket. Eyooooh.

07.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't see why this should be happening...

*Russia furiously shipping conscripts into Ukraine and collecting the dead and badly wounded while leaking even more Russians fleeing for safer overseas work*

07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This car complies with prison regulations for consumer electronics!

07.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It turns out in the end that rare earth will force peace. The problem here is who ends up on the losing side.

07.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am sick i am in hospital and I am still drooling at this photo... time to find a recipe, this little kitty says

07.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He may have been technically right, but Trump could have more politely apologised that he was focusing on the roundtable and would discuss the issue briefly or after the roundtable.

07.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kamala could learn to laugh into her fist or lean in harder and guffaw along with America when it really mattered... but Trump can only destroy, dismay and degrade.

I think it's clear obvious now who has the more tolerable flaws.

07.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when Trump kept yelling Biden made oil prices higher. (Biden didn't)

Now he goes "if they rise,they rise" in a bochup (couldn't care less -sg coqualiism) way.

THAT MAN IS NO GOOD.

07.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would you accept a generic prescription?

*deposits a strangely child like scribble of "Tonii Dookupill" on your table*

07.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But it has nice air-conditioning, a view of the regional hub it's in, and the ICU is carefully watching over me for at least the night. Shame it'll go away when im cleared of their concerns, but hey, free temporary accommodation boost.

06.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet Goddess of Existence what manner of psychopathy is this!?

06.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not that hellish. The bill will hurt a touch but it wont kill me Nd already im in a better room than intended because of medical requirements for which they won't bill me more for... unfortunately it's the room that lets me watch CNN.

06.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Very few are doing this…
Very few are doing this… YouTube video by Punkey Doodles

Hmm... I seem to have skipped a few steps in this process.

06.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Im still hospitalised. My humor output will be slightly tamped for a bit. Sorry. Guys.

06.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

How dare you. Stalin had a pretty decent set of eyebrows too.

06.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Learn to use a tool that you can switch out in days or even just minutes if it suddenly disappears, make decisions only you could make, and that everyone has access to only if they meet your terms and your pricelist

06.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

STRUGGLE! Do not go gently into the quiet back of the barn where Kristi has summoned you for some post-firing stress relief...

06.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do bugs suddenly appear, everytime Trump appears

Unlike we, they want to be
Close to Shiiiiit

06.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0