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RumpledElf

@rumpledelf

I think I'm basically a woodland nymph at this point of my life, burying myself in plants, with a light sprinkling of frogs, chickens and cats.

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Running a country like he runs his businesses.

28.04.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do this and my children don’t. But at least they’ve heard of the phenomena

28.04.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I have long hair, I’m fairly convinced that butt cracks exist purely to trap hair in the shower to save your drain from clogging

27.04.2025 11:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

08.04.2025 00:03 πŸ‘ 31365 πŸ” 8762 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 466

I got into an argument with Microsoft Word just before bedtime and I’m going to have nightmares now

04.04.2025 11:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hurt my back last week. I’ve heard horror stories about back injuries that are so dire they can’t be repeated here. However it’s been a week and it’s actually mostly better and I hope that’s the end of it now

02.04.2025 05:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god. I’m avoiding them and just quietly living off savings instead. I need a job too

02.04.2025 05:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently I indirectly hold some Tesla shares. They've gone down a bit, eh?

06.03.2025 08:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canada should take Alaska. The US won't miss it, and Alaska would be better off

06.03.2025 07:49 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

you better talk about parrots and things

06.03.2025 07:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok went through my x-twit-thing list and added a heap of people, the algorithms should fill in the blanks soon enough

16.02.2025 09:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Accidentally spent 8 hours building a wall yesterday. Deliberately spent 8 hours today sipping coffee and whinging about how everything hurts

16.02.2025 09:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

have some dopamines. It'll take a while for your followers to shift over

16.02.2025 09:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0