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Writer of Gods Behaving Badly, Warhorses of Letters and more. This American Life contributor. Free newsletter (dormant) at mariephillips.beehiiv.com

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Don’t bother. The thing that happens is simultaneously insane and totally disappointing. I preferred the early part of the book, so if you didn’t like that, it’s hopeless

07.03.2026 09:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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What stick? 🙈

IG: corgis_of_happiness

06.03.2026 20:54 👍 140 🔁 29 💬 12 📌 3
Flock of Sheep in a courtyard by a poster. The central poster features a hand pointing forward, reminiscent of propaganda styles, with text reading "LA MAJORITE C'EST VOUS" (The Majority is You).

Flock of Sheep in a courtyard by a poster. The central poster features a hand pointing forward, reminiscent of propaganda styles, with text reading "LA MAJORITE C'EST VOUS" (The Majority is You).

Goodnight.

La majorité, c'est vous" (The Majority is You)
René Maltête, 1960

06.03.2026 20:54 👍 122 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 0

The good old days! My personal favourite episodes are at the end of season six so it’s worth hanging on until then at least, though the [SPOILER REDACTED] storyline in season five might push you past endurance (you’ll know it when you see it.) I watched sixteen seasons of Greys during lockdown!

06.03.2026 20:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

19.04.2025 13:45 👍 34868 🔁 6761 💬 390 📌 331

Definitely think it’s at the “is technically possible” end of the scale rather than the “might enjoy.” My 82-year-old stage four cancer mother was asked at an appointment if she could have sex, a question she found understandably difficult to answer.

06.03.2026 20:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kell the big guardian short hair breed dog sleeps atop a small dark blue throw pillow, much too small for him so his head* is all smooshed over and his long legs stick out.

* asteroid

Kell the big guardian short hair breed dog sleeps atop a small dark blue throw pillow, much too small for him so his head* is all smooshed over and his long legs stick out. * asteroid

He’s had a very long week

06.03.2026 14:35 👍 284 🔁 14 💬 19 📌 3

Medical "you can have sex" = "you can have really uncomfortable passive sex to keep your husband happy"

06.03.2026 16:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hmm. Musically it's a matter of taste, but having been in a similar situation (living in a foreign country with a partner, just committed and bought a place together, and then...) it is worse than twattish and I found it an extremely cathartic listen.

06.03.2026 16:15 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you watching Vladimir? It lost all believability for me with the opening line (or close enough) when Rachel Weisz says “I will never again have power over men” yeah right

06.03.2026 14:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ten minutes ago: never heard of Look Mum No Computer
Now: I would lay down my life to protect this man

06.03.2026 10:59 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

I sometimes think Harrison Ford might be the coolest person ever to have lived. I didn’t know he was a Doors roadie but of course he was.

06.03.2026 09:42 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Greetings and good morning it’s the Friday farm rush hour with Willow, Squirrel, donkeys and toast

06.03.2026 08:24 👍 172 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0

Also - having lived in a corner flat myself - potentially an absolute effing nightmare to keep cool in the summer, depending on the direction of the windows

05.03.2026 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And probably available for less than £890k

05.03.2026 14:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah yes I did not look at the size. I was more like... Ooh! And then: Where is the bedroom? And then: Oh. Round here (SE London) you can get a four double bedroom place for that money so I maintain that it's a lot!

05.03.2026 13:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For Sale: Dehavilland Studios III, Theydon Road, London E5 This striking apartment occupies a sought-after corner position in Clapton’s iconic Dehavilland Studios.

I'm not denying that this flat is cool, but 890k for a glorified studio flat in Clapton? London is insane.
themodernhouse.com/sales-list/d...

05.03.2026 13:32 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

When I worked in TV I remember a producer of mine walking out of a screening when it began with the words “Egypt, land of the pyramids”

05.03.2026 11:14 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Utterly hideous

05.03.2026 09:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Man pissing in (presumably, or standing close to) a modern pissoir overlooking the Seine. It looks like a red metal box on top of a stand. It’s very ugly. A bateau mouche full of tourists is passing. Above is a jaunty sign featuring a cartoon of a man pissing in the pissoir, labeled URITROTTOIR

Man pissing in (presumably, or standing close to) a modern pissoir overlooking the Seine. It looks like a red metal box on top of a stand. It’s very ugly. A bateau mouche full of tourists is passing. Above is a jaunty sign featuring a cartoon of a man pissing in the pissoir, labeled URITROTTOIR

Great piece! I hope it’s been saved. The modern ones are hideous, though I do like the little sign above it

05.03.2026 09:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Such poetry in “Scotland’s last pissoir”

05.03.2026 08:30 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Sky News: Learner driver arrested for drug driving during test
Police said officers could smell cannibals after they pulled over a 26-year-old learner driver because of a faulty brake light. He was later arrested for drug driving.

Sky News: Learner driver arrested for drug driving during test Police said officers could smell cannibals after they pulled over a 26-year-old learner driver because of a faulty brake light. He was later arrested for drug driving.

CANNIBALS.

04.03.2026 08:51 👍 279 🔁 63 💬 17 📌 11
Four young Barn Swallows sitting on a cattail. Their beaks are wide open.

Four young Barn Swallows sitting on a cattail. Their beaks are wide open.

I'm told today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #ShoutItOut so felt like a good time share this one. #birds

04.03.2026 15:48 👍 663 🔁 122 💬 19 📌 7

Hello!! I have never seen you before! Of course I should have e guessed you wear excellent specs. Hello also Sophie!

04.03.2026 21:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Vaudeville performer dressed as a Bonzo Dog ca 1910

04.03.2026 16:27 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Hence the full piece - it’s all suggested edits because the draft is too optimistic. Very funny.

04.03.2026 16:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
04.03.2026 14:48 👍 58 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They is great but McCoy’s other Hollywood-related book I Should Have Stayed Home is worth seeking out too. (Always thought that those ‘Hard-Boiled’ and ‘Perverse’ tags would be great on a t-shirt)

04.03.2026 09:41 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

Ironically I think it was the sitcom parts that put me off - the curtain-twitching neighbours, the deliberately stilted line delivery. A weird little drama about a grieving man growing sprites in his garage would have suited me much better!

04.03.2026 09:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So sorry. Always heartbreaking to lose a beloved animal pal.

04.03.2026 07:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0