why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
AI image of the Don't Tread On Me flag where the snake is gay and wearing a gimp mask. Text says "Tread On Me Daddy". Happy Pride!
Happy Pride
not a huge fan of this new taco pejorative
Disability & death are in a race to reach us first. You cannot escape either, so why can't you support those that need it the most?
They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
you gotta admit it's gonna be a little funny when Marco Rubio's new cybertruck careens into the washington monument and catches the whole thing on fire
His primary goal isn't anexxing Canada, his goal is to force a national emergency and obliterate environmental protections in places like Michigan so he can rip out every last natural resource we have. The retaliatory tariffs on Ontario power exports play right into that.
I have absolutely no idea how my microwave ever passed testing without a functional way to mute the fucken buttons. It's 1am. I'm high. I'm acutely aware of the time left on my spinning pizza and I do not need an alert when it's done. Pretty sure this is late-stage capitalism and I'm sick of it
must suck pretty bad to be a Gen Xer right now...being a part of the generation that protested war & patched the ozone, fought for equality & expressed themselves through counter-culture
all to see it destroyed by one of their own in the dumbest ways possible
one of the better unfrosted pop tart flavors if you ask me
if ur not supposed to put ur phone in the toaster they shouldn’t make it fit
Loved seeing you in Detroit and can't wait for the special to drop! Please include pics of you holding cats.
Doing stand up again after a 10 year break has been thrilling, and I couldn’t be happier to record a brand new stand up comedy special for Hulu. My second one ever? First in 12 years!
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keep it up guys the gay agenda is working
Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.
Democracy requires your courage.
As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community.
No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.
Hate has no home here.
so uh when am I supposed to take everything out of my 401k and stop paying taxes?
Feels like I can outlast the IRS rn
I'd still smash
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
daaaaang ...makes me wanna try pickled chicken feet
I’ll still beat Ify’s ass tho
@dropouttv.bsky.social is legit the best digital production company I’ve worked with for many reason but the biggest one being they’re the only one that actually shares their EOY profits w/ their collaborates. 10/10 company, no notes.
You're welcome 🙂↕️
According to National Geographic, I’m going to live forever.
why don’t little kids ever tear their acl they run dumb as fuck
Trimming my body hair and leaving it all over the place so my cats know how it feels. One of them is picking up the vacuum cleaner like "damn ok"
Person 1:ENTER MY BUTT HOLE Person 2: okay Person 1 pulls lever, dripping 2 thru a trap door KACHUNK *Int person 2 sits inside butt hole, a hole filled with butts* Person 1 pulls another level, turning on farts KACHUNK
what buttons do I press to make a tweet
