Amy

i'm tired of tuning in. i think I can just throw a blanket statement on "trump does a terrible—" and stop it there and I about covered it. get back to me when he dies

I read this as gayer :(

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Well yes, that's the fear. These were reduced to clear so I'm guessing end of line. But it meant I could get 2 pairs for the price I would have paid 6 months ago for 1 pair, so that's how I justified it!

My new shoes came today and I love them so much I've ordered a second pair THE EXACT SAME for when they wear out. Is this normal behaviour?

If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows

I want to take in the majesty of my newly carpeted bedroom but it's SO DARK today I'm struggling to even see it

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Decided to be frugal in the end and raid the freezer instead 🙄 So no delicious takeaway this time but hope you enjoyed yours! (jealous)

Ha!

arthur was right having fun really isn’t hard when you've got a library card

Ooo I've got Chinese cravings, personally... gimme dem noods

Husband has expressed ennui at tonight's planned dinner. You know what this means..... we are tantalisingly close to getting a takeaway

As always: TGIF

Husband put my new exercise bike together (could have done it myself tbh but taken twice as long). Pedalled on it for like 5 mins and every muscle in my legs is aching 🤭 Gonna have to build up to a full cycle

I'd usually be getting excited booking a summer holiday around this time of year but nowhere feels safe at the moment

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gonna be pissed if i die in a war because i could have been saving no money and shopping in M&S Food this whole time.

Just let me rest I beg you

I looked into this blip business, it looks like fun, but am I right that there's no app for Android?

This is the sort of daft post I want to see on social media, not endless news commentary

Thought my 7yo had asked me "Mum, what's a cannery?" so I tried my best with an explanation of the production of canned goods but it transpires he was asking what's a CANARY, whoops

“i look amazing — i may actually be aging in reverse” i say, looking at myself without my glasses so i only see a mist

For the avoidance of any doubt, I do NOT welcome men sliding into my DMs to "get to know me better". In fact I don't know any women who would want this.

Oh this has really warmed my cockles ☺️☺️ I hope the two of you get to meet up!!

Not expecting the charity shop to count out all the pieces of every donation, but giving serious side-eye to whoever donates puzzles knowing they're incomplete 😑

You didn't have to go so deep on a Tuesday morning 😭

After the success of this puzzle, I thrifted a couple more from the charity shop which I've been working on but regret to inform BOTH OF THEM had pieces missing 😤

Richard lives to see another day but good lord he's got to start taking it easy now he's a geriatric kitty!! 🙀

Threads was so good for nice chatting 🥲 I guess all signs point to putting our bladdy phones down and talking to people in real life then!! 🤭