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@willcrashout

"My safe space is your last nerve." or "The human equivalent of a FAFO button." Simp pulverizer. Hater of things that make boomers smile Uwu Public Crashouts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaax7vsu6e7w

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Latest posts by 💥will-i-am w crashout💥 @willcrashout

If someone made me cookies with hot dogs in them I would crash out

06.03.2026 03:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I came I seen I judged!

06.03.2026 00:18 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Because you are sauceless

06.03.2026 00:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You get the Big Arch? You should have gotten the Big Arch no sauce

06.03.2026 00:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A frozen pizza on a blue plate. The center slice is wide making it look like a hungry mouth just beginning to open

A frozen pizza on a blue plate. The center slice is wide making it look like a hungry mouth just beginning to open

Left a slight gap in my frozen pizza and now I must live with the terror that it might eat me

05.03.2026 04:00 👍 180 🔁 12 💬 16 📌 0

I don’t get it

04.03.2026 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want a Mc Arch or whatever the fuck it’s called

04.03.2026 21:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want a McGriddle

03.03.2026 14:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RIP Plants in your care

01.03.2026 01:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.03.2026 01:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CM Punk got his purple wings

01.03.2026 01:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes your mark on the world is some fuck shit

28.02.2026 04:03 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t ruin my immersion

25.02.2026 02:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Judging

24.02.2026 21:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Buy my feet pics and send me pizza 🥹 Uwu

24.02.2026 02:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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24.02.2026 02:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess I eat the fuzzy part of a kiwi now

24.02.2026 00:39 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

This is a Cascada fan account

23.02.2026 23:19 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

When you start speaking in your native tongue that nobody else speaks and know you are on 72 hour hold

23.02.2026 02:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Umm like you did eee-uh

23.02.2026 02:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bet if I asked someone reading this what they are doing they could reply “Stinking”

23.02.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Umm like you ate potato before

23.02.2026 02:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You ain’t never ate a potato before?

23.02.2026 02:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s a 10 but she didn’t get it so now she’s a 7.5

22.02.2026 00:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cookie Monster the Grouch?

21.02.2026 18:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is DaBaby still canceled?

21.02.2026 17:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

No refunds

21.02.2026 04:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Send me $19.99 plus shipping and handling and I will send you slightly used socks

21.02.2026 03:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Uwu

21.02.2026 03:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you give me $20 I will send you feet pictures

21.02.2026 02:43 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 3