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some criminals on an old log today

lmao she was a pro se candidate

Meanwhile the average Bahraini citizen seeing his 48th ballistic missile alert before breakfast:

NEW: Gavin Newsom's top senior staff met privately over Zoom with Jewish community leaders Wednesday. They called for a clear statement from the governor that Israel is not "an apartheid state" and to affirm support for U.S.-Israel ties. @jewishsf J jweekly.com/2026/03/06/new...

TBH this is actually a pretty big watershed moment and whether he bends or doesn't bend to this ludicrous pressure will actually tell us a lot about where things are headed in the party— will the centrist frontrunner say something that isn't true just because a few groups ask him to?

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Exclusive | China Suspected in Breach of FBI Surveillance Network The FBI said it has addressed ‘suspicious activities’ on its networks.

News: U.S. investigators believe Chinese hackers are behind a cyber intrusion on an internal FBI computer network that holds information related to some domestic surveillance orders, in what would be the latest Chinese compromise of wiretap systems www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

we’ve backed into lib prepper culture. I actually kind of understand the appeal

You know how in Final Fantasy VIII, the power of the Sorceress is a thing that can only be possessed by a single person at a time, and it passes from woman to woman through the centuries?

I feel like this Palmer Luckey image set explains what happened to Guy Fieri

In crime Something funky’s been happening with the US Marshals’ pile of seized crypto — the crypto they’re tasked with hanging on to as cases wind through the courts.b In March 2024, almost $25 million was inexplicably removed from a Marshals-controlled wallet containing funds connected to the 2016 Bitfinex hack. In October 2024, crypto sleuth zachxbt noticed that $20 million of the Marshals’ crypto assets had apparently been stolen, with the thief laundering the funds through various exchanges [W3IGG]. The next day, $19.3 million of those funds were mysteriously returned. Now, zachxbt has linked the stolen government funds — as well as stolen assets belonging to other victims — to a man named John Daghita. According to zachxbt, Daghita was previously known only as “Lick” online, and was active in Telegram chat rooms where crypto thieves boasted about their wealth. When another thief taunted Lick for “only having $6 mil”, Lick evidently decided the only way to defend his honor was to go on a screenshare call to show proof of ownership by transferring funds between wallets. In doing so, he exposed several wallet addresses, and zachxbt was able to trace some of the crypto back to the US government wallet addresses.1415

Shockingly, Daghita’s father is reportedly Dean Daghita, the owner of an IT company called Command Services & Support (CMDSS). In November 2024, CMDSS began a contract with the US Marshals to provide management services for their seized crypto assets.16 The contract is still active. While Coinbase has since July 2024 managed what the Marshals call their “class 1” crypto assetsc — the most popular cryptocurrencies like bitcoin, ether, and Tether — CMDSS was chosen to manage the “class 2” through “class 4” cryptocurrencies.d While it could be that the younger Daghita gained privileged information or access to the Marshals’ crypto wallets through his father, it’s not clear how that would have enabled thefts in the months prior to the contract award. I am hopeful that a FOIA request I filed with the Marshals earlier this week will shed some light on that. It’s also curious that many of the assets Lick siphoned from government wallets fall into the “class 1” category, which CMDSS is not involved in managing. The Marshals have declined to comment on the matter, citing ongoing investigations.17

The incident has renewed concerns about the US government’s ability to prudently manage crypto. In 2022, a Department of Justice Inspector General report identified “challenges” in the Marshals’ crypto custody practices, including “lack of comprehensive inventory management” and “inadequate, incomplete, and conflicting policies and procedures”.18 Last year, the Marshals struggled to provide even an estimate of how much crypto they held. An IT contractor who was passed over for a contract with the Marshals explained to CoinDesk, “As far as I’m aware, the USMS is currently managing this with individual keystrokes in an Excel spreadsheet. ... They’re one bad day away from a billion-dollar mistake.”19 Later in 2024, the Marshals disclosed in response to a FOIA request that they held around 28,988 BTC (more than $2.5 billion at today’s prices), though they did not provide an accounting of their other tokens.20 After zachxbt’s allegations, a wallet linked to the thefts launched a “John Daghita” token, with the ticker $LICK, on the pump.fun memecoin launchpad. I couldn’t help but laugh when I read reporting from Cointelegraph that “The deployer of LICK held 40% of the total supply at launch, according to blockchain data visualization platform Bubblemaps, a level of concentration often viewed as a red flag in early-stage token launches.”21 I’m not sure the degree of concentration is really the primary red flag here.

$40 million in seized crypto held by the US Marshals was stolen in 2024, and crypto sleuth zachxbt has now linked the thefts to the son of a contractor managing the agency's crypto assets. The incident has renewed concerns about the government's ability to manage its crypto holdings.

Even if we didn't like it, it gave something to work against, or around, or avoid.

I know I keep saying this, but I get a perverse sense of relief when things like this happen due to the war because oh hey, reality still exists. It’s not all just content. Cause and effect are still a thing. You haven’t totally lost your fragile grip on sanity.

Other dimensions must be sending us their Terrible Guys.

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Straight from the well to the dome baby we calling that the Permian 2-Step

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I am saved by the fact that I have never found flipflops wide enough to fit my feet

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

We should never ever forget why they did it

Personas 3, 4, and 5 are a gateway to main character syndrome

Personas 3, 4, and 5 are a gateway to main character syndrome

I'm just here for the Primarch Posting

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Hey guys I found Iran

Well I think that 'cannot' word is going to be more substantively litigated than that, given the stakes

Yeah, every single instance of the "We need to make X appealing to people again instead of dystopian kafkaesque neoliberal late-stage capitalism" is that there is a massive and profitable cottage industry in spreading constant doom and panic and that industry aggressively protects itself.

It's eco-friendly!

How do you feel about underground prisons with wooden cells?

In large part but not entirely.