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Whoever had Kamlager-Dove in the office pool as the person who asks the question as a bridge FINALLY too goddamned far for trump to get behind just made serious bank.

06.03.2026 03:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bruins fan that respects the hell out of the Panthers. That is a team that was built for Stanley Cup Hockey.

12.02.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should notate the Leafs' 13 Stanley Cups as XIII since it's been so long since their last one.

06.02.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So nobody is going to mention the absolute beauty in this screenshot?

Irony is dead in 2026.

06.02.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.02.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was that the name of the putz yesterday with the tactical vest over what could be best described as his camo pajamas his mom bought him?

JHC ...

As the kids like to say:

He looked so fucking stupid. I couldn't breathe.

06.02.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The equivalence of a baseball player leading the league in hitting and sitting out the last couple games so their average won't drop.

Bush league bullshit.

31.01.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't give a rat's ass what you call it...it's welfare for farmers.

31.01.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cockey

31.01.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uttered by everyone who knows they cheated but it's not in the rules - yet - so fuck you.

In New England, we call this The Bill Rule.

Ask John Harbaugh.

31.01.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were scheduled to compete and he pulled 4 of the 6 to keep it at 19 after he did the math.

It's not that he HAD to send them there, they were ALREADY THERE and ready to race.

TL/DR: He fudged the numbers

31.01.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me just now: Busy all day long. Did not look at anything all day long.

Pick up phone. Some post of a document with a lot of yellow on it.

Get glasses. Read posted document.

Take glasses off and pause for a moment

Decide to rewatch Eyes Wide Shut tonight.

jfc ... these absolute fucking monsters

31.01.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christian Sharia Law

28.01.2026 06:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am looking forward to seeing where Noem and Lewandowzki are going to live after they get fired.

They currently live on a military base. What happens when they get thrown out?

Not sure, but I can safely say with 100% certainty:

It will not be in any of the Native American communities in SD

27.01.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And if these prick got off their fucking wallets long enough to take this stand weeks ago Renee and Alex might be alive today.

Fuck them and their shareholders' dividends. I hope they choke on them.

27.01.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh no. Anyways ...

Is anybody taking up a collection for a go the fuck away gift for his last day?

Let's have some fun and make a list of gifts he deserves on his last day.

I'll start:

Here's a rolling donut. How 'bout you take a flying fuck at it, then go take one at the moon.

27.01.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have they corrected this shit yet?

24.01.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The term you're looking for is crippling cognitive dissonance.

I've cut these assholes out of my life, they will never be invited back.

They think it because of a political difference of opinion rather than the screaming red flags of serious morals and values issues it really is.

TL/DR: Fuck 'em

24.01.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lost cause. General strike now. Shut the country down. Turn out for midterms and take country back.

24.01.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please, for your sake and ours, please do NOT come to America. It is not safe.

24.01.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICE has murdered someone else.

It is FAR beyond time

General strike NOW. Everyone into the streets.

This shit must end

24.01.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.01.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are not.

23.01.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can someone please explain to me why someone would willingly put a listening device in their home, especially one owned by Bezos?

"But, but, it's not listening to us until we want it to."

If it's not listening, then how does it know you said "Alexa"?

Dumbest fucking thing people do to themselves.

23.01.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I found your 10 pounds over here

22.01.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he does NOT want to be a king or a dictator.

he wants to be an emperor. Ignore the difference at your peril

Take a closer look in the language of this so called Board of Peace and the power it will allow him and the ghouls propping president bernie up at the podiums

March/April? Taking the under

22.01.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ty

22.01.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My prediction is that monkeys will fly out of my ass before that ever happens.

22.01.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice that he will be ready for season opener next year.

22.01.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ffs, how do you go about blocking any reference to this wrestling bullshit on my feed?

How is this still a thing, especially amongst "adults".

22.01.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0