Hannah West

Me: “I wonder how Project for Awesome is going let me just check in… oh, oh no.”

BAD BUNNY OH MY GOD

(this is my fault)

My dog just came inside from the snow. He then went straight to his pre-heated electric blanket to warm his paws, as is his routine, and awaited his bedtime treat.

…his ancestors are wolves?? Are you SURE??

They kill. They lie. They repeat.

a mayor who is actually interested in maying

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Listen, I felt a glimmer of hope. It was brief, but I felt it.

Haven’t felt that since like 2014

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Today I said the words, “I’m not giving them my good baking dish, that’s my Pyrex.”

And then a man came around the corner and handed me a graduation certificate for completing my twenties

And I know. Yuck. Corny.

But everyone I love is healthy and relatively comfortable right now and that’s literally all that matters.

Everything else is gravy

This weird time we are living through has forced me to be present.

I can no longer envision the future, so I have no choice but to live for now.

The small things no longer feel guaranteed (and I suppose they never were). So everything feels so much more sacred, I have new found gratitude.

Since the existence of Sora my parents have sent me dozens of AI videos thinking they’re real

Awesome. Good. Great.

Me: “Yay! I paid off my car loan!”

My Credit Score Because I Was Responsible: “👎🔻📉🙅‍♀️⤵️😔😥⏬🔻”

Good country! Great system! I love it!

I think I was born to be a zoo keeper.

How hard do you think it’ll be to pivot from video production to zoo keeper be honest

Once I turned 18, my friends and I would frequent this Hookah bar that was just… a house. In retrospect, do I think we were regular patrons at a gang ran establishment?

Yes, I do.

Again, what… what was I doing?

Sometimes I think about the fact that I used to drink moonshine a 17 year old made in his garage and I realize how wild it is I survived some of younger Hannah’s choices

In retrospect, announcing my stomach knots might just be reminding you of your own

So now I have an anxious stomach ache AND I’m unhelpful

That’s my bad

I want to make funny little jokes and giggle with my friends about dumb shit but the ever-present knot in my stomach is making it hard to enjoy things right now

After I realized I lost the powerball I laid behind my friends car and asked her to drive over me and she wouldn’t do it

So is she even a real friend

If the goal was to beat the people pleaser out of me, congratulations. I know it was a group effort, you all should be so proud

I have a neighbor from hell.

Unrelated, but lately 3am feels like the perfect time to do laundry and vacuum.

Time to snuggle up in bed and think about every bad take I’ve ever had. Sweet dreams

Parenthood looks beautiful and maybe one day that stage of life will find me. But my impromptu 10pm pasta and beer party on a Tuesday night is also pretty good and I like it a lot

I hate my phone so I got rid of it YouTube video by Eddy Burback

You might enjoy this. (It looks freeing, but at the same time, illustrated a lot of the reasons I can’t do it.)

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I fantasize about taking a hammer to my phone all of the time.

I fucking hate this thing.

I have a video shoot tomorrow at work and I can’t sleep because I found out we are ordering chicken enchiladas for lunch

It’s like Christmas but at work and with enchiladas and in June

Times are tough okay god, can you just let me be excited about something?

If you see me on the internet this weekend tell me to get off and touch grass

This place is a drug and it’s bad for me

Me: “They’re having me try gabapentin for the panic attacks.”

My friend: “that’s what they give my dog to sedate her.”

Me: “…sounds about right”