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forty pounds of human eyeballs

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Lee Kwan Yew is not known by his English forename, namely Harry

06.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

China just getting on and doing a workaround

05.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Everyone’s calling’: demand for private jets from UK firm soars by up to 300% amid Iran war Insider says demand is far outstripping supply and calls for creation of air bridges to evacuate people from Middle East

It’s like Dunkirk but they’re all wankers www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

05.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Bus conductor/track gang navvy (maternal), head of radio drama at the BBC (paternal).

05.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think LLMs are best categorised with stuff like weedkiller, radioactive isotopes and ammonium nitrate. All substances with proven uses from which the general public and society at large needs to be protected.

05.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

worth noting that it's a condition of residency in Dubai that you do not say, write or otherwise publish anything negative about it.

04.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ah the Millwall among the nations

04.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh, a nepo ayatollah

03.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so far, there has been no attempt to activate the Cheetham Hill Kurds, though i shall keep a weather eye for clandestine activity in the local shawarma joints.

03.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

abandon the Syrian Kurds; activate the Iranian Kurds www.itv.com/news/2026-03...

03.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nearest place round here i can get a paper is a fifteen minute walk away

03.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the only remotely plausible 'adults in the room' candidate who could step in here is Xi Jinping, which would give us a comedy Eisenhower as well.

02.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

South Korea took a *ton* of shit from China for allowing the THAAD deployment and the public will be angry as fuck if this happens

02.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

ah the middle east, where wars are never fought.

02.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

02.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

d'you think The Taxpayers Alliance is going to have anything to say about the taxpayers coming to the rescue of the tax dodgers in Dubai?

02.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

masterful gambit, Sir Keir

01.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thehistoryguy

28.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The tax dodgers Benidorm getting lively

28.02.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it appears the fucking idiots have once again fucking idioted

28.02.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

hey, best of luck out there.

28.02.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think labour were never actually chasing Faragite voters. It looks more like a small clique seizing control of a mass party and then governing in a way designed to imagine its ideal voters into existence.

27.02.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oooh, Hannah Spencer, she's here to start the healing
oooooh, Hannah Spencer, if you want she'll do your ceiling

27.02.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

very much enjoyed Hannah Spencer's victory speech aside, where she told the nation she'd just qualified as a plasterer. The 'why don't they ever have a real world job' question stylishly answered.

27.02.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Patriotic - Americana - Trump Shrugged - McNaughton Fine Art

are we including the glory that is John McNaughton in this assessment? jonmcnaughton.com/trump-shrugg...

25.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

imagine the hi-fives and giggling round the table when this utterance flopped into the discussion.

25.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wasn't William Blake a British Israelite? Hence 'Jerusalem'

24.02.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

when i was working in Manchester Chinatown, an enlightened one passing through rented our fax machine to send blessings to his followers, all paid for.

22.02.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's a really odd feeling, like hearing the weather's been arrested.

19.02.2026 10:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

meanwhile, in South Korea the former president is about to be sentenced for trying to stage a coup

19.02.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0