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Shaun Kitchener

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I know it’s been out a few weeks now but Saorise-Monica Jackson’s character standing in front of a mural depicting another of Saorise-Monica Jackson’s characters in the #HowToGetToHeavenFromBelfast finale is spinning me out

03.03.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy "some news about your pricing" email month to all who celebrate

03.03.2026 09:51 👍 22 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
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As if I just recognised the “what’s the mile high club?” lady from The Wedding Singer in an episode of Matlock (Maree Cheatham, legend you are)

27.02.2026 00:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

some sort of heartgold and soulsilver switch transfer/remake remains no1 on my wishlist but i'll take it

26.02.2026 17:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm sorry HOW did I miss that FireRed and LeafGreen are coming to Switch? And THIS WEEKEND?!?!?!? #pokemon

26.02.2026 17:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🚨 I’M NOT WEARING A JUMPER 🚨

25.02.2026 10:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would love to see the photos they didn't use.

19.02.2026 20:15 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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got to Amster-Damn on my RHOBH watch and took pictures like I was on holiday

17.02.2026 23:36 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank christ the Hilary and MUNA tickets are both secured to make up for it 🥳

17.02.2026 12:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Needing to replace a hoover is such a BORING, adult reason to have to splurge a load of money 😩

17.02.2026 12:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Haha omg yes

14.02.2026 18:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it’s fairly locked-in that it was Pez who wanted out

14.02.2026 14:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Let's debrief this Jesy Nelson doc No more saaaad songs. Plus: MUNA, recent theatre and a super-fun book

Newsletter time 🤓 shaunkitchener.substack.com/p/lets-debri...

14.02.2026 13:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

blitzed through the first few eps of the Jesy Nelson doc and Little Mix were so real for being pissed off that DNA didn't get to No1 lol

13.02.2026 18:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

10.02.2026 02:51 👍 14530 🔁 2922 💬 48 📌 458

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06.02.2026 19:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Meredith Marks! Can! Leaaave! Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it... she's disengaging. Plus: Catherine O'Hara, JORDY and a couple of book reccs

My newsletter this weekend is about the disengagement of RHOSLC’s Meredith Marks shaunkitchener.substack.com/p/meredith-m...

31.01.2026 11:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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31.01.2026 10:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Mia Starr’s hair #dragrace

31.01.2026 10:19 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think so, no, which is a shame. There is a download store on there but I don’t thiiiiiiiiiiink you can add your own local files. I think you can just use Soundiiz to replicate your list of files as a qobuz playlist, assuming the songs are available 🤷‍♂️

28.01.2026 12:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are definitely worse platforms than Apple!! And yes it is difficult; who knows, I could be hastily deleting this and u-turning in a couple of months 🤣

28.01.2026 12:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(sorry for the Bluesky drive-by)

28.01.2026 11:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I ditched Spotify for its "most ethical" rival - here's the verdict Three weeks into a free trial, I'm ready to gossip.

Earlier this month I tried ditching Spotify for what is apparently its “most ethical” rival. Now, here I am writing about whether it’s actually any good (tl;dr I think it is!): open.substack.com/pub/shaunkit...

28.01.2026 11:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Cinema

27.01.2026 11:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Traitors, Heated Rivalry and Victoria Beckham Two treacherous divas truly came together to maximise their joint slay

I’m afraid I have dusted off my Substack - for Traitors, Heated Rivalry, VB “and more” open.substack.com/pub/shaunkit...

25.01.2026 10:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Production do such an amazing job because yes there are some wannabe podcasters and influencers, but there are also plenty of funny mums and bored retirees and daft young lads and older women who just want a bit of a giggle. Creates the most wonderful dynamic for the audience.

24.01.2026 00:28 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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what it feels like to post on bluesky

02.12.2025 01:20 👍 568 🔁 155 💬 0 📌 6

Christine Lampard wouldn't be a bad shout for Strictly, you know. she could do The Tess Job quite well. just something I've thought during my occasional 5-minute micro-watches of Loose Women

23.01.2026 12:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oscars 2026 - UK

in the UK? excited about the Oscars but don't know how to watch half the films on there? well GOOD NEWS I've whacked them all onto a spreadsheet for you!

the good news is that most films are available in some way - will keep this updated as they hit VOD/streaming

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

22.01.2026 16:22 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 1

Idk if I see a way for her to win even if she stays 😓

22.01.2026 21:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0