pounding a fifth of wild turkey during my appointment with the nude barber and barfing all over his bare ass
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pounding a fifth of wild turkey during my appointment with the nude barber and barfing all over his bare ass
PTT 840.85 MEMORY It's worse than we thought, Snake. New intel confirms that FOX-HOUND has developed several new types of guy.
PTT 840.85 MEMORY There's psychic gas mask guy. Minigun shaman guy. Weird chameleon guy. Cat guy - who's also a revolver guy, by the way. That's like two types of guy almost.
(todd Rundgren voice) 🎶 I don’t wanna work / I just wanna forge on my sovereign blade 🎵
they're underfed? well, that's no good. who normally derfs them?
Gotcha. You don't go bankrupt for going to the hospital here but you have to wait twelve hours to get in and 10% of my province doesn't have their own doctor.
I mean it’s basically just the thing you put on your income tax so they know it’s you.
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my social insurance number is 127 803 4438
ahahah
Let's just say I won't be remembering anyone's last names for awhile
Rational. If I wanted to be warm, I'd wear a sweatshirt. Therefore, I want to be cold.
I throw eggs in a pan and smash the shell with a spatula and leave it all in there. I like this. It’s a good breakfast. I eat it while I read the “newspaper”, which is what I call a bunch of Substack articles I pay a guy $500/wk to print out and mail to me every day. I’m a vibe coder at Bluesky PBC.
Pop and Circornstance: Snacks 4 Grads
*glumly resets "Days Since AI Chatbot Convinces Someone To Kill Themself Using Negative Parallelism" sign to 0*
A good office joke is to suggest that it’s Friday on a day other than Friday. Another good office joke is to live in the ceiling.
Three Stanford Law Professors Used AI to Close "The Air Bud Loophole" - Here's What It Means For Iran
I’m manufacturing consent scoob
It’s Awfuwwy Difficuwt To Do Jouwnawism 😩 | CBC News
the sources in this article are a fact checking firm/vpn company that doesn’t disclose funding, a think tank funded by Qatar and UAE and Raytheon, and a think tank with an ex-CIA director as a trustee.
It’s a real mystery
But just don't call it "Poster's Madness" -- I think you'll figure out very quickly that we're all of us a little afflicted with THAT, here on Bluesky!
Thank you for your service
one of my grandpas fell out of a guard tower onto a second slightly less tall guard tower occupied by my other grandpa, collapsing it and killing them both
lol
The 1st Leno Armored Division has been deployed to monitor the situation, per eyewitness reports.
(whispering to neighbor over fence) the shield knight were in the publick house last eve. while he sat at table a mouse did scurry by his foote and mark me, he did quaver. he quavered like a bitch dude
The latter but used way too often to mean the former
If you get banned for making death threats about living people, and you get banned for making death threats about recently-dead people, we need to suss out the exact line for which it's OK to threaten a dead person. So, Iry-Hor, predyanstic king of Upper Egypt c. 3170 BC: I'm gonna kill you!
Where do correct ideas come from? They come from my posts. Drink up, dumbfuck
Scotties facial tissue is an enemy of the people