Al Smizzle

Every once in a while

Dems have no power currently, only minimal leverage in specific spots. Expecting change from them when they were voted completely out of power is foolhardy.

Sigh

Be sure you check out the new show on Netflix too!

@dennycarter.bsky.social all I want to do is send you the video of Jacob’s grand slam in Cooperstown right now.

Dammit, Joe

I wonder what percentage of Americans still think that the country that Donald Trump applies a tariff to pays for the tariff?

Horses…water

Farmers are gonna get crushed by Trumps tariffs again this term just like the first time he was President.

Soybean farmers send 48% of their crop to China. Check the states that have the most soybean farmers production here in the US.

They’re going to literally lose the farm.

New idea!

Him and his buddies.

The best.

Nobody is “gloating” that the stock market has crashed/is still crashing because of the Trump admin’s ridiculous tariff and trade war, you absolute twatwaffle.

We just recognize that you hid for 6 days and then poked your head up to be the local top signal.

Shot Chaser

New trolley problem just dropped!

Who TF is gonna have any gains left?

Market was at 37000 in early 2021. About to have the last 4 years of gains wiped.

After a two day respite, the Trump market crash continues first thing tomorrow morning. Lovely. 😐

Current NFL draft order.

Assuming things remain the same, NYG will take a QB. But do the Patriots stay at 2 and take Travis Hunter or trade back a couple spots and grab someone like Tetairoa McMillan for Drake Maye?

I don’t.

They were all on the juice

If everyone was juicing, nobody was. 😂

Seen it. Absolutely absurd

Everyone in the mlb was on them. Bonds was just better

My son asked me who was the best hitter I’ve ever seen and I told him Barry Bonds. He asked why was Bonds better than Mike Trout, Shohei or Juan Soto.

There was a game where a team intentionally walked Barry Bonds with the bases loaded and it was the right move.

I mean…

The Week 14 Cheat Sheet is posted in Discord for subscribers. GL this week!

smizzle.tv/discord

My best teams on Underdog and DraftKings heading into Week 14.

Both are safe to advance. Neither is good enough to win. gg

All of this feels totally sustainable!

The Bengals are such a fun team for DFS. Amazing players with great volume on offense, can’t stop anything on defense.

Fantasy carnival.

“You just don’t understand. Eggs were REALLY expensive for a few weeks.”