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Helen

@homotoptheory

Mathematician and podcaster. she/it. my views represent those of your employer. culturally normal. Podcast: @odiumsymposium.bsky.social Blog: https://bananasinwartime.ghost.io/

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can’t believe you’re doing copropessimism smh

06.03.2026 20:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HER!

06.03.2026 15:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m the woman in the phone booth

06.03.2026 01:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i know it’s technically true but the part of this i find the most upsetting is calling me a podcaster

06.03.2026 00:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ruinous to my brand

05.03.2026 22:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cannot or won’t?

05.03.2026 20:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

this is an extremely “i’m not neurodivergent” thing to say bestie

05.03.2026 19:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

starting to notice a pattern

05.03.2026 19:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

but you won’t???

05.03.2026 17:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gotta start hitting them with “you will be”

05.03.2026 17:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this one is like, yea obviously who doesn’t why even ask

05.03.2026 17:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
75% femme fatale

75% femme fatale

is this good

05.03.2026 17:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It’s called Keeping Your Shit Together Thursday. It’s where you keep your shit together on a Thursday instead of crashing the fuck out and driving your car into the median.

05.03.2026 15:33 👍 143 🔁 38 💬 6 📌 2

(furrowing my brow and speaking in a heavy parisien accent) have you never lived más?

05.03.2026 01:00 👍 44 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

hrt is so cool wdym i have to get a better bra to mitigate back pain now

04.03.2026 20:27 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yeonmi Park on Rogan

Yeonmi Park on Rogan

in America, you have to pretend like Dunkin isn’t garbage

04.03.2026 19:39 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i must not tweet about jesse singal. tweeting about jesse singal is the mind-killer. tweeting about jesse singal is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my rage. i will permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path.

04.03.2026 18:53 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Trans people 🤝 Palestinians

Never engaging with the New York Times

04.03.2026 18:17 👍 134 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 0

how many times per lecture do you think “this would make a good post”?

04.03.2026 18:09 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

they don’t have any trauma can’t you read smh

04.03.2026 17:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

wait, people have been *listening* to that? why?

04.03.2026 17:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i mean having a podcast kinda rules. back me up @scgriffith.bsky.social

04.03.2026 16:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you can do what i did and instead of going to therapy you can read a few thousand page books about depression. now im mentally ill and also i have a podcast.

04.03.2026 16:29 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

just saw a woman in a shirt that said “Montreal bagels are better than New York’s” and the grammar genuinely infuriated me more than the take

04.03.2026 16:23 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i’m so upset that i know this reference

04.03.2026 16:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Installation guide - ArchWiki

wiki.archlinux.org/title/Instal...

04.03.2026 15:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

he just said this so he’ll have something else for ben shapiro to yell at him about. he’s bratting.

04.03.2026 14:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yea. i definitely know what that means.

04.03.2026 14:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what tea are you drinking

04.03.2026 14:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it’s called a blue “wave” because they’re waving coquettishly at nazis

04.03.2026 14:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0