Benjamin

Oh lawd she coming!

Invasive or native? Can’t tell what those head scales are up to

Fuck yeah that’s going on the winter menu!

Chilli mac n cheese baybee

Gentle reminder to go mow your urupā

Who else has He Kōnui, He Kōrua stuck in their māhunga? Such a banger

Even the bloody cherry pickers have gone woke!

Even the bloody cherry pickers have gone woke!

Just saw a thing saying it was bad to let people use some Kiwi Saver to buy a house but farkin hell that’s the only way we could afford a deposit. Glad we’re not renting of scumlords anymore 🤷

“You can’t say Aotearoa in here unless you say NZ after.”

But we can use kupu Māori here if it’s the correct replacement for the English word?

“Correct.”

And Aotearoa is that?

“🤡🤡🤡”

Winnie and Shane are a fuckin embarrassment

Part time worker stay at home dad in the streets. Full time lover in the sheets

One minute you’re trying to figure out who to score acid off at 7am on a Sunday morning coz Saturday night is still going and then in the blink of an eye you’re trying to find anxiety meds for your cat. Life comes at you fast

Throwing a Nazi salute to him?

I’m a Tūhoe, of course I over catered

Tautoko!

Someone should’ve reminded the cops he has Māori whakapapa so they’d drag him out the window and on to the steps

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Seymour hoping everybody will be too distracted to think about Tim Jago being a nonce

3 years of patience ran out this afternoon and I finally picked one of our sanguine peaches even though it wasn’t gonna be ripe ripe. Blardy delicious

Stupid Black Caps got me tired and easily over stimulated. Pray for Benny

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Listening to Guy Williams taking it to David Semen

The Herald and ZB trying to stir shit about “the haka” and then I see some articles about Davo getting engaged all around Waitangi day? Wonder how much that cost ACT? I mean FSU! Ah fuck I mean that dude that fucks that pig suit

Purple centipede is a new one for me

Shout out to matua who took Seymo’s mic stand. Tika and pono. I did think he might be about to give him a whack with his tokotoko 😂

Shout out to matua who took Seymo’s mic stand. Tika and pono. I did think he might be about to give him a whack with his tokotoko 😂

My weekly dose of listening to my mother in law yell at the news

Very normal people

Have decided to try halving my work hours this year to focus on Māoritanga. Lesssgo!

Happy Tim Jago naming day to all who celebrate