coldplum

wait i thought we ate prayed loved

kinda similar, but with jogging, and the ice was perfectly concealed beneath a layer of old leaves — kind of like a trap

the things i wanted to do when i was caffeinated vs. what i’m actually going to do

i keep asking my date “how do you think this date is going?” every time he comes back from washing more blood off his coat

every single one of my products has been discontinued

ty!

anyone have montréal / québec city recs?

always

braids

hotel review that reads, “if you’re really trying to avoid things avoid this hotel, it’s terrible”

how did this guy know how much i try to avoid things

wow did not foresee a tullycraft punchline in the year 2026

all hail supermarket woman

engaging with this parsley in a deeply stoned way rn

desperately opening mine only to read, "As far back as the 19th century,"

i feel this

when i say i’m “going to work in my studio” it means i’m going to go eat some of this one cool chocolate bar i keep in there

may you all hear songs you love come on loud and unexpected in bars you’ll probably never even know how to go back to

i too was once dosed

living w little girls is like, they will raise their feverish head from the sweat soaked pillow of their sick bed and feebly ask: is that a new coat?

Vikki wrote the best full profile ever published about TS for that same mag many years later — file also under: locals writing about locals

“sold” twice — & u were basically the only press within state lines that acknowledged that project until like, post-Oprah article / post-international popularity

in short finally washing this fleece which reeks and is in the shape of my torso

love it when u find the perfect outfit for whatever given phase of weather and feeling — and it’s durable, so you can get at least 6-13 days out of it, which is also approximately the appropriate amount of time for any phase

this kinda happened to susanna clarke w piranesi — though not w tumblr, w borges

there is exactly one chapter that was a total mic drop (when his mother tells her story) but otherwise drudgery. super disappointing considering middlemarch!

same but mine was George Eliot’s Daniel Deronda

i do *not* recommend daniel deronda / did recently listen to the neapolitan quartet - narrator is excellent / casual way to revisit the legendary ones / however, more easily triggered road rage

putting on lipstick to post grades

is it even december if u didn’t get a hickey to carol of the bells