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Phoenician Thnkr

@phoenecianthnkr

Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.

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Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 4779 πŸ” 771 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 32
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Can yall imagine if Italy was actually real. Lmao oh man

05.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gen X who fucking hurt you this bad?

02.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fully acknowledge that it’s unlikely anything significant came of this but it is to say we all know that while not AS momentous as the big wet orange one’s day, when IT happens to this demon it’s gonna slap HARD

02.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Babe wake up my sleep paralysis demon’s is doing bad air brushing and babbling about Europe

28.02.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s wild to me how other countries are just out here arresting their pedophiles instead of letting them continue to make extremely stupid sweeping world economic decisions

23.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao knowing Dunkin you’re no doubt dead on

20.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Drinking a bucket of coffee shitting my brains out and fighting a bear. Maybe in tha order maybe simultaneously. For MAHA.

20.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today could be an absolute all timer

20.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tf are we doing anymore? Seriously.

18.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like they just put an exercise bike in a sauna and told them, β€œidfk just go in there and do some stuff”

18.02.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s so wild to me that every single dumbass propaganda or virtue signaling hit they do is tantamount to what we were warned about as kids as to reasons to stay off drugs

18.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed. Too few if we’re being honest but I’ll take it

17.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 5 years since he did the coolest thing he’s ever done

17.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/gigi...

13.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kid with his fist back to punch someone for saying they like ice

Kid with his fist back to punch someone for saying they like ice

When I say I stand on business this what I mean.

13.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 8676 πŸ” 1191 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 99
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POV: You’re a boot licking dipshit that’s about to get what boot lickers get

13.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How in the hell am I now supposed to properly deal with my existential dread and the delivery of bad news?!

12.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good news yall, we can talk about the pedophiles running the country again.

12.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw the pyrotechnics and assumed Charlie Kirk had died again

09.02.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

LETS GOOOOO

09.02.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao eat shit Robert Kraft. Sorry Pats fan friends

09.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These commercials have been awful

09.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I dont think the Inside Zone is there. Might just be me.

09.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Darnold man….woof

09.02.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.

09.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1346 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

Imagine being a Republican and having to pretend Kid Rock was cooler than that

09.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 746 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

NOOOO NOT A PUERTO RICAN FLAG

MY WHITE FRAGILITY

09.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Obligatory legendary Super Bowl posts

09.02.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the type of game All 22 dorks are going to love

09.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0