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An image of an elderly, overweight man attempting to lift heavy weights.

How I feel doing pull ups with Jacob during the Citadel DLC

A scene from a nearly six hour long Mass Effect series retrospective on YouTube. At the top of the image is a text from 'Grandma' which reads "Are you bringing anyone to Thanksgiving this year dear?"

I should go...

i mean it’s his site lmfao

OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.

Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.

specifically a successful GS. we only need 3.5%

we actually do have the numbers needed for a general strike (GS). we’ve done the math, we have the people’s support. we would need 12.5% (i’m basing off of memory here) of the total number of people who attended the no kings protest to participate to create the 3.5% of the population needed for a GS

because you want to have a wife, not be a husband

when you raise the prices of housing and necessities while refusing to raise what’s considered poverty (maximum income allowable to receive any sort of financial benefits) you’re artificially deflating the percentage of population that’s within the poverty bracket.

#Seaweed farms are a dual solution for climate change & sustainable energy.
- don't require freshwater, fertilizer, or arable land to grow, making it one of the most eco-friendly resources
- naturally absorbs massive amounts of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere through photosynthesis helping
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As a former Texas State Rep, let me be clear: LOCKING Rep. Nicole Collier inside the chamber is beyond outrageous.

Forcing elected officials to sign “permission slips” & take police escorts to leave? That’s not procedure. That’s some old Jim Crow playbook.

i can recognize SEATAC floors anywhere

the “what went on at home that feel comfortable” comment is so weird. nothing. that’s why she’s comfortable. and it’s so weird to be obsessed with your daughters boobs

we all go through a bad eyebrow phase and i respect that

but someone please help this girl has been doing her eyebrows horribly for over a decade at this point and they’re still so bad

Panel 1: Shen is pointing and yelling at a hooded figure in a dark purple cloak with a metal buckle, and glowing red eyes within the darkness of the hood. The figure is carrying a large scythe. Shen is yelling "OH MY GOD, IT'S THE GRIM REAPER!!!" Panel 2: The figure partly lifts the hook of his cloak to reveal that he is just a normal, fairly pale human, albeit with red irisis (possibly contacts), purple hair, and decorative choker spiked bracelets. He responds "actually, I'm just a goth farmer." Panel 3: Shen points the other way and, with a shocked expression, yells "OH MY GOD IT'S SATAN!!!" Panel 4: There is a red-skinned man whose messy red hair vaguely makes the shape of horns. He is wearing a spiky choker, a t-shirt the sleeves of which end in a bit of fishnet, and dark red overalls with a pentagram symbol. He has a pitchfork. He responds "actually I'm a goth farmer with a sunburn." Panel 5: Shen points a third direction and yells, again with a shocked expression, "OH MY GOD IT'S CTHULHU." Panel 6: It actually is Cthulhu. He's wearing a blue sweatshirt with a wave symbol in the middle and drinking strawberry bubble tea. He says "sup."

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

your point was very clear to me 😭

there are, unfortunately, too many people who believe we should only teach about perfection and that’s just not feasible at all

like freud sucked for a lot of reasons but he also revolutionized psychology and mainstreamed the idea of “talk therapy” and client led sessions which was the last thing any other professional was even bothered to try at the time.

freud was not a good dude. but we wouldn’t be where we are w/o him

ooo i didn’t know that there was a browser plugin!

don’t be scared netflix, post the 3 hour version 🫶🏻

A president downplaying early signs of inflation after six months in office, what could go wrong?

NO

US House Republicans vote against blocking ICE from deporting US citizens Republicans on the US House of Representatives' Judiciary Committee universally voted against an amendment on Wednesday that would have prevented Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) from using f...

ICYMI: “Republicans on the US House of Representatives’ Judiciary Committee universally voted against an amendment” to Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” that “would have prevented Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) from using federal funds to detain or deport US citizens.” 5/2/25

my bf is taking a nap because he’s sicky

bro punched the wall

he was “fighting a fairy that was throwing jelly beans at [him]”

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.