C.T. Idlehouse/LadyChelseaoftheVoid 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸

I liked ONE Heated Rivalry reel and now my Instagram suggestions are super horny!

...ok, i lied

I liked more than one

and reels of hockey players doing hip opening exercises

I BLAME MY UTERUS

#heatedrivalry #hockey

"please dont eat my yogurt"

then put your fucking name on it, asshole. we use the same fridge, eat the same foods, and i cant read minds.

#bitch #notamindreader

watching heated rivalry

is that where these "[exercise] till failure" memes began? how did they make stationary biking sexy?

#heatedrivalry #bikinguntilfailure

bothering your spouse for sex until they give up and have sex with you isnt hot.

it is coercion.

it is rape.

also, feeling like you have to "calm him down" with sex so he doesnt abuse you or anyone else is also rape.

#itsrape #thisisntsexy #coercion

a man in a suit and tie is screaming and saying it was me ! ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming and saying it was me !

#ibefartin #protein #macros

according a macros calculator, I need 269 (nice) grams of protein

sooooo much

I'mma be like

"you can only burn fat through cardio"

I don't want to burn fat

I want to strength train until my thighs get so strong, they can crush the heads of the audacious men telling me to do CrossFit

CrossDeezNuts

#strength #getstrong #strongwomen

my dumbass forgot to put my birth control in my pill cannister for a week two weeks ago

I'm lonely af so no babies but I guess I'm just gonna be on this period forever

you know what? sneak me an edible and put an IUD in me because they dont give you pain relief, the cunts

#pms #foreverperiod

you take power away from a #narcissist when you tell your story

because they can't handle being seen for who they really are

going to the kitchen at nearly 2am and i have my phone flashlight on. suddenly, maxie sees me and freaks the fuck out, jumping once to the side then again when something else spooked him

my cat is part kangaroo, dont you know

#max #cats #catsofbluesky #cattos

"come to our ALPHA MALE RETREAT to learn what it means to BE A REAL MAN! workouts, spa days, steak dinners, and nature walks!"

fellas, you ever so not gay that you on totally hetero--*snicker*--heterosexual vacations with your bros?

just get dicked down and save your money, man

lol, y'all really think jesus coming back for you bitches?

I wouldnt go back to you to even get a jacket I forgot.

#befr #jesusaintreturning #yourestuckwithus

snarky answers to the #chud ragebait question: What is a #woman?

--the people who cover their drinks when you're near
--the people you threaten to rape on a daily basis
--your mother who regrets giving birth to you
--the people you cant make orgasm
--counter-question: What is a clitoris?

yes, i do block my parents from social media

because some part of my life needs to be MINE

LEAVE ME ALONE

#mylife #itsmylife

women want me, weak men fear me

#internationalwomansday #women #feelingmyself

happy international women's day! remember that women created society and humanity!

and if you dont include trans women, you deserve to be chewed on by crows!

#womensday #transwomenarewomen #womenrule #women

--mock some dude for his tiny wrists
--dick carousel at 4
--murder men for their small skulls and being under 6 ft tall
--smother men with my massive, overused roast beef pussy
--trick a man with make up and steal all his cards
--go to sleep

#incels #womensday #misogyny

what incels think the average "fEmOiDs" day is like:

--get up
--ride a chad's dick
--get my child support payments even though I have no kids
--emasculate a random man
--eat semen and waffles for breakfast
--aborted fetus mimosas for brunch
--fuck a chad to get a job

look, the two catloaves are nearly purr-pendicular! _|

#catloaf #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky

I have no respect for the Trump family

but I'd listen if #Ivanka decided to tell her story, because its more than likely she was a victim.

#epsteinfiles #ivanka #trump #csa

and we deserve whatever we get.

we failed #Gaza
we failed #children
we failed #women
we failed #transpeople
we failed #peopleofcolor

most Americans can't even afford to eat now.

I just find it impossible to #hope at this point.

look, Kamala Harris sponsored a deal to send billions to Israel and I do not approve of that. she also had several controversial laws about trans women being transported to men's prisons.

yeah, having to go with the lesser evil is bullshit. I'm well aware. but America chose the worst choice

setting up Noem as an envoy to Latin America is like setting up Hitler to be an envoy to Poland

#wtf #kristinoem

"I'm on a 1200 calorie #diet right now and I'm losing so much weight"

cool, I'm eating oreos and delighting in your rage at the audacity of a #fatgirl eating #carbs in your presence

then I'm gonna do a strength workout out of love for myself instead of hate just to piss you off more

the world needs less fence-sitters and more face-sitters

don't be problematic when you can be based and bounce on it

#morefacesitting #bounceonit

"people are gaining the weight back after taking ozempic"

wow, its almost like people are taking those drugs without making the big lifestyle changes to needed to maintain the weight loss, depending on the shot to do everything

#weird #ozempic

ladies, treat him right

offer him breakfast in bed

then straddle his face

😉🥵👿👅

a woman with green hair and a shirt that says mexico on it ALT: a woman with green hair and a shirt that says mexico on it

chuds: "dont do all that strength bullshit, stick to cardio"

shut up before I shove a steel bar up your ass and out your mouth and make you my new benchpress

#biteme #shehulk

found my old teen study bible which has loads of disinformation packed into it

like this "advice" column comparing premarital sex to putting animals in a microwave

WHAT

#arechristiansokay #exchristian #exvangelical #wtf #religion

i found my old teen study bible

i wrote in it a few years ago and even drew tits in it lol

"BLASPHEMY RECORD
✅️ drew tits in the Bible"

#lol #exchristian #exvangelical

"It's okay, I didn't take it that seriously," she lied unconvincingly