Aaron, just Aaron

I don’t really like being mean but… does Josh Howerton know how to read?

They’re just like high school me 🥹

“I assume it's proper for you to commit seppuku at once.” Scene from shogun

Of course you know this means war

When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.

Mackinac!

This is why I switched to having a small raspberry and blackberry garden and an herb garden. It’s easier to tend year to year, berries are stupidly expensive, and the output after a couple years is tremendous.

The kids are alright

Which is why I’m amil because it’s essentially that

An animated jaguar wearing a pink shirt sitting on a barstool

There are so many things I loved about this movie. It was so good, it was so good. Bradley Cooper was a perfect Face, Sharlto Copley a perfect HM Murdoch. The use of Steely Dan!

Fascinating live thread of a US Attorney verbally sweating as his excuses are slowly and methodically unraveled by a federal judge too savvy to believe anything other than they were using AI to fabricate pretty much an entire brief on behalf of the DOJ in an attempt to deceive the court

*chef’s kiss*

Doc Holiday “I have two guns; one for each of you”

Me looking at both pre-mil dispensationalists and post-mil CNs:

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We took a break from cold brew?

Daylight Pelagianism!

This reminded me that I should stock up on some celebratory fireworks. The poor dog will hate me but it’s for a good cause.

one thing you realize when you hear the doge bros talk is that they are very, very dumb. like need to be reminded to breathe. also most of them were working at spacex/tesla/twitter or in investment banking before this so, uh, what’s that say about all those places

*Polish heritage intensifies*

I had a “you” instead of a “your” this morning and I’m so annoyed by it

All part of the grif… I mean, grind

“Don’t ever be the first to stop applauding.”

-- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, writing about the unfortunate director of the local paper factory

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Bingo

Dang it

*your

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In the Bible we find Satan twisting God’s word in the Garden in Genesis ch3 saying “Has God really said?” and again in the Gospel According to Matthew ch4 when he quotes scripture to Jesus. This is like that. It is evil.

“Love you enemies, and do good, and lend expecting nothing in return” - Jesus

As someone who loves the Bible, I am deeply offended by this perverse appropriation of the Scriptures to support brutal war-mongering.