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Aly Lauren

@alypally

Professional Cuddler, Unprofessional everything else. Bio nerd, psychonaut, keeper of many plants, one dog, and a snake.

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It takes a village. And coffee, it takes lots of coffee. And tums. The chewy ones.
And comfortable shoes. And a book just in case. And a coven of powerful witches who owe you a blood debt. That helps.
And tacos, it also takes tacos.

17.08.2025 18:02 πŸ‘ 574 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 8
Flower, a dog, is laying on the floor resting her face on a shaggy rug which she is very fond of.

Flower, a dog, is laying on the floor resting her face on a shaggy rug which she is very fond of.

Flower is obsessed with this fuzzy rug. No clue how I would clean it but we may need one for our house.

14.08.2025 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but hear me out:

A book club that meets by candlelight in an ominous Victorian mansion during every full moon.

07.08.2025 19:28 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 6
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y'all got a fish bowl? he's looking to rent one

04.08.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Flower, a staffy mix dog, is laying on a bed with sun shining on her. But her top lip is snagged on her bottom tooth causing her to make a funny face.

Flower, a staffy mix dog, is laying on a bed with sun shining on her. But her top lip is snagged on her bottom tooth causing her to make a funny face.

Beautiful lighting on Flower being less than photogenic

04.08.2025 06:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aching heart girl summer, filled with care to breaking girl summer, tender heart girl summer, healing hands girl summer

04.08.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my brother if you are struggling to get laid in 2025 and you think you'd do better in a world where women are even more aggressively shamed for expressing their sexuality and also don't have access to birth control i don't know what to tell you.

01.08.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 2134 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 11

As someone who loves reading sci-fi and horror, I feel some vague moral obligation to occasionally read "classic" authors.

I am struggling with Lovecraft. I respect the impact he had. But it's clunky. I at least read The Call of Cthulu and will be taking a break to read something for funsies.

02.08.2025 03:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Click-thru page screen capped Image of iridescent eye on peacock feather with article title "Peacock feathers can emit laser beams" which sounds really fun tbh

Click-thru page screen capped Image of iridescent eye on peacock feather with article title "Peacock feathers can emit laser beams" which sounds really fun tbh

Good news, everyone

01.08.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
A katydid with a large, round, abdomen and tiny wings indicating it is a juvenile is hiding in between leaves and branches.

A katydid with a large, round, abdomen and tiny wings indicating it is a juvenile is hiding in between leaves and branches.

Look at this chunky little katydid nymph. She's gonna get her big girl wings soon!

(no, I have no clue if this is a female)

02.08.2025 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An orange cornsnake is completely buried in his bedding with just his little head sticking out.

An orange cornsnake is completely buried in his bedding with just his little head sticking out.

My very cute cornsnake. This is Peaches. The snakes were adorable this week. I briefly thought he had escaped his enclosure somehow until he popped out to say hello.

31.07.2025 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I lay down on this moss will you stack cool river stones around me like a forest air conditioner

30.07.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
A banana ball python squeezing badly into a little moss cave that he definitely doesn't fit in. His little nose is visible peeking out.

A banana ball python squeezing badly into a little moss cave that he definitely doesn't fit in. His little nose is visible peeking out.

This is Ginger. He joined my little zoo and is generally a problem. But he's very cute.

31.07.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Totally forgot I had a Bluesky.

Hello again!

30.07.2025 04:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same. I don't like it. πŸ‘€

20.01.2025 06:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Flower, a staffy mix rescue dog, peeks over the arm of a couch at the camera.

Flower, a staffy mix rescue dog, peeks over the arm of a couch at the camera.

Back home with my little goblin 😊

04.01.2025 07:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy New Year's Eve!

31.12.2024 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 20

27.12.2024 20:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Important road trip update. Kansas has more bats than I expected.

And they're kind of huge.

Actively looking for vampires from the backseat currently.

25.12.2024 05:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting a 16 hour road trip with my siblings... and we spent the first hour finding food on Christmas Eve. Thoughts and prayers, y'all

25.12.2024 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Confess your unbridled love to me in a candlelit library in Vienna during a full moon on a cold winter’s night before passionately kissing me, or kindly stop wasting my time.

23.12.2024 00:51 πŸ‘ 544 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 11

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 19

23.12.2024 06:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Took a DNA test and apparently I'm 46% pastry.

19.12.2024 19:12 πŸ‘ 520 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 5

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 18

20.12.2024 06:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Sometimes you just need to eat a bunch of French fries about it

19.12.2024 18:27 πŸ‘ 7045 πŸ” 635 πŸ’¬ 218 πŸ“Œ 71

Sometimes I’ll be like β€œomg I relate so hard to all these memes” then see they’re from some account named like β€œwow you have some serious issues to deal with and also probably several fairly crippling udiagnosed disorders if you relate so hard to all these memes” and just be like ahhhh beans

19.12.2024 15:05 πŸ‘ 383 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security

19.12.2024 16:33 πŸ‘ 7725 πŸ” 595 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 38
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πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

19.12.2024 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 17

19.12.2024 02:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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My wonky little shelf with its plant lights and oil lamps brings me joy.

So does moving my furniture and rearranging my entire house. Which sounds sarcastic but is true. It's like when you're little and you move your bed to the other wall.

18.12.2024 05:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0