The message could easily end after the first 8 words.
04.03.2026 19:23
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The message could easily end after the first 8 words.
What are the chances
IOW - China will pay the premiums on a policy that the United States is offering to underwrite?
I think we’re losing this game.
Super excited that my “killer comedy” THE NORWEGIANS will be produced at Shakespeare & Co this coming September. UFF DAH YALL!
@utaustin.bsky.social @smithcollege.bsky.social @honorrollwrites.bsky.social @newplayexchange.bsky.social
shakespeare.org/shows/2026/t...
There’s American exceptionalism and then there’s the “you gotta score at least a B- on your skills test” for SEMI AUTOMATIC WEAPONS. Isn’t that a test we kind of want people to ace?
If they get 200 out of 250, I would like the questions they got wrong to be made public.
Uh, could the hospital boat be sent to take care of sick Americans…. in America because many of us lost access to doctors this year
He wants to be able to drive sooner. And also make me feel old.
13yo: Mama. IF we measured years in 9 month periods, I’d be older than I am.
Me: …. Why would we do that.
13yo: That’s how long it takes a baby to gestate.
Me: …
Me: …
13yo: So IF we matched up with that, I’d be 17.333 years old.
Me: …
13yo: How old would you be?
Me: ….
#chuckwagon
At least after this we’ll be prepared for the emotional unpredictability of a woman president.
He’s going to release the ludicrous UFO files… but not the rest of the salacious Epstein files.
This is the worst grocery store check out lane ever.
1776
Americans: No kings!
King George: You’ll be back
2026
King Charles: [arrests own brother]
King Charles: Now who’s no kings
I would write on this tv show for free.
My driver’s ed teacher was a football coach (Texas). He spent the first session on the subject of drunk driving, asking each of us how much alcohol it took to be intoxicated. I did not drink at 15 & did not know so he called me “Angel” for the rest of the course. Fun times.
What are they gonna do, fire him? #colbert #talarico
Narrator: In fact, they ARE out scouring streets to disappear people.
So, to wrap up today's insanity:
President Trump, who is deeply implicated in a pedophilia scandal involving his best friend, the sex trafficker, sent Attorney General Bondi -- who only has that job because Trump's first choice was also implicated in a separate pedophilia scandal -- to the House...
Bondi: There is no there there in the Epstein files.
Jayapal: Look behind you.
Never mind the sexual violence toward children by the American president, a few people are getting more rich, including the American president.
- Pam Bondi
During the Jade Helm days of 2015, Texas conspiracy theorists said that Obama was going to use Blue Bell ice cream trucks to transfer political prisoners to empty Walmarts in West Texas that would be repurposed as internment camps.
Aaaaaaand now here we are.
Why pasteurize the milk when we have pastures right here on our own farm.
“Democracy dies in darkness” became a mission statement.
My play THE NORWEGIANS opens Feb 12 in NYC with a sassy new production. The company is also raising funds for Minneapolis support orgs. Hope you will come see it. @honorrollwrites.bsky.social @newplayexchange.bsky.social
www.tickettailor.com/events/lolas...
When mansplaining is weaponized for good.
Blanche: We made demands. They said no. We started k#lling people.
How is this not a hijacking.
Dear Chip: please look up Philando Castile.
Bring back the Ford Pinto!
The Twin Cities was one of the most generous places I’ve ever lived. People didn’t talk, they just did stuff for others, frequently people they didn’t even know. My heart is in community with these aunties and with their supporters.
Them: Gender is not a social construct!
Also Them: We’ve made breakfast cereal manly.
Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!
“You’re not my real trash can.”
