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Not a bot, just a quiet middle aged nerd. Go Niners! #FTTB

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a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with a dog in front of him . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with a dog in front of him .
06.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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cookie monster eating a cookie with the words " me want cookies " on the bottom ALT: cookie monster eating a cookie with the words " me want cookies " on the bottom

Damnit, now I want some cookies.

06.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to live a few blocks from a Nabisco factory. It closed down, but they didn't tear down the building, and the sweet, pleasant aroma of cookies could be caught walking by for over a year.

06.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black jacket says narc ALT: a man in a black jacket says narc
05.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a microphone and saying this is ALT: a man is holding a microphone and saying this is

I had to do a double take

05.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man laying on a couch with the words pretends to be shocked ALT: a man laying on a couch with the words pretends to be shocked
05.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats dude!

05.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just give them a new name if you're gonna drop War πŸ˜‘

05.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .

It's 2am central. Our charter to the airport leaves at 7:30.

04.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below it ALT: a cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below it

I NEVER post personal things on here. But Holy fuck. I'm at a wo k award ceremony and I was the inagrial "Operational trailblazer award". THEY MADE AN AWARD FOR ME!

04.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
03.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says " what you just said " ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " what you just said "
03.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at this genetic freak

02.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black suit is standing in a field and saying `` and as you can see , i am not dead '' ALT: a man in a black suit is standing in a field and saying `` and as you can see , i am not dead ''

Finally made it to Nashville.

02.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses and a stethoscope around his neck is wearing a green jacket with hbo max written on it ALT: a man with glasses and a stethoscope around his neck is wearing a green jacket with hbo max written on it

Best show on tv.

02.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love the airport because it's one of the few places you can drink at 10am without being judged. My flight keeps getting delayed (now noon) so I'll be here for a bit.

02.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Same with these

28.02.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Say it with me: FUCK ICE!

27.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

-MJF keeps the belt at Revolution
-Brody beats Swerve at the ppv
-Brody beats MJF for the belt in St Paul to deafening Fuck Ice chants

This is this way.
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26.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Stonks Bad Stonks GIF ALT: Stonks Bad Stonks GIF

"its lackluster summer alpha showed a player drop-off every single day it was live. You don’t want to see that again."

Speak for yourself.

25.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My condolences to you and your family Bob.

25.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is awesome. I don't even live in IL and ordered one. Between this and the Brody King/DWJ Tales From the Road I'm waiting on, my autographed Fuck Ice comic collection is really shaping up!

24.02.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nathan Essex, AKA Mr Sinister, saying "I should have never trusted the Egyptian."

Nathan Essex, AKA Mr Sinister, saying "I should have never trusted the Egyptian."

Most people's reaction after they meet me.

Immortal X-Men #8

24.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool. Never played PUBG and now I have a reason to make sure I don't.

24.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Next year's NFC Championship game: the Indiana Bears vs the Santa Clara 49ers.

19.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, Dice!

19.02.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting Dynamite late. Had to watch this in slow motion to see how she didn't break her neck 😳
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19.02.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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/AD 11/18: bug fix 🧐🀣

18.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0