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Magnus Ahlkvist he/him

@transmokopter

SQL nerd. Been at it for 23 or so years, still learning. Learn with me!

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I ended up in Hanau, Germany yesterday. It's a bit surprising really, given that I gave @frankgeisler.bsky.social the wrong pickup location at Frankfurt airport. But he persisted and finally found me and brought me here. Spending the day learning more about SQL 2025 from Magi Naumova.

02.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think we’re done.

21.12.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s that day again. A couple days earlier this year than usual.

21.12.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suzanne Ahlkvist was born March 13 1950. She has been important to so many people. Daughter, sister, mother, grand mother, great grand mother, friend, neighbour and community leader. She has been my mother for 49 years. Yesterday evening, her body finally gave up after fighting cancer a long time.

19.11.2025 01:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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31.10.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are btw dogs here too. One Jack Russel and one Aussie. Both very social. The Aussie comes and puts her paws on my lap when I’m in meetings. Not my dogs but in the office, every dog is everyone’s dog :)

31.10.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sheffield Wednesday loose 12 points and go into administration. Sounds horrible, right? Yet a lot of fellow supporters are today celebrating. Ticket sales up, merch sales up. That’s how much the fans love the owner…

24.10.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Administration is not the tragedy. What lead us here is. From here it can only get better.

24.10.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have my own office five minutes from home. I have my own chair, my own monitor etc. And there’s people there that I can socialise with during lunch or coffee break. But these other people work for other companies, in other industries so it’s purely social. Client office once per two weeks.

24.10.2025 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This isn’t exactly how I wanted this day to start. If I have the recovery key saved in my Microsoft Account? Absolutely not.

21.10.2025 09:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting ready for my presentation at #SqlDayLite2025

17.10.2025 09:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There will be more meetups from Stockholm SQL. Perhaps you’re in the neighbourhood on a future date :)

12.10.2025 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Japp, du behΓΆver vara medlem i Stockholm SQL-meetupen. Det enda du kommer fΓ₯ frΓ₯n den Γ€r inbjudningar till SQL-events. Alla andra notifieringar frΓ₯n Meetup kan du muta :)

12.10.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s enough to be interested in learning SQL :)

12.10.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More details about the evening will come. I would absolutely love it if you made the trip. If not this time, maybe to another upcoming Stockholm SQL Meetup. I aim at a once per month cadence for the group.

11.10.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We will have someone at the door to let people in.

11.10.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can choose if you want to go to Wallingatan 2 or Wallingatan 2. We are all for freedom of choice.

11.10.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stockholm SQL is born. We will have our inaugural event on November 11 in the B3 office on Wallingatan.

RSVP on meetup: www.meetup.com/stockholm-sq...

Thanks @dhma.ch for speaking this night!

11.10.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

They came with the room and serve as sun blockers, not decoration :)
If they turn out to be insufficient on a sunny day, I will install proper blinds and remove the curtains. I never understood the idea behind curtains anyway. They are always good at collecting dust but often not very decorative.

06.10.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This one is not technically decoration, I use it for rubber duck debug.

06.10.2025 11:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There will be more decorations. But these are the important ones. The robot from Techorama, the Damon data monster and the pink Xmas tree :)

06.10.2025 11:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Transmokopter SQL AB head quarters. I moved furniture during the weekend, now waiting for ISP to activate my fiber connection.

06.10.2025 09:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bring it on

19.09.2025 10:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.08.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oslo is raining on me but it’s OK. Gonna stay inside and heckle @dhma.ch all day anyway.

29.08.2025 06:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, is THAT your problem with it. I stopped looking at the numbers and text when I saw the 3D effects and shading.

28.08.2025 12:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

On the bus to Oslo. We just crossed the border to Norway. No wall. No checkpoint.

28.08.2025 12:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t get me wrong, I still absolutely hate it when people use their phone as a loudspeaker but just this once I will give them a pass.

28.08.2025 06:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Once I get on the bus to Norway I’ll be fine. This is the local bus :)

28.08.2025 06:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Person on the bus (P1) watches videos without earphones. Annoying. Racist person (P2) tells P1 to put earphones on so they won’t have to listen to Arabs in the video. More annoying.
P1 responds β€œthey’re not Arabs, they speak Hindi” and keeps watching the video without earphones.
We have a winner!

28.08.2025 05:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0