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Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli

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Your metrics shouldn’t live fast and die young. Managed Thanos on Exoscale adds long-term, scalable storage on top of your Prometheus setup, without extra clusters to run.

Try it in your monitoring pipeline today.
www.exoscale.com/dbaas/thanos/

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#devops #monitoring #prometheus #kubernetes

17.02.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.12.2025 00:38 πŸ‘ 1097 πŸ” 262 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
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Karpenter on Exoscale SKS – Kubernetes Autoscaling Made Simple Run Karpenter on Exoscale SKS to automatically scale Kubernetes clusters in real-time. GPU and CPU autoscaling, scale-to-zero, and cost optimization on a sovereign European cloud.

You can now try Karpenter on Exoscale SKS in public preview!

Explore workload-aware autoscaling, reduce unused capacity and test the first European cloud implementation.

Preview here: exoscale.com/sks/karpenter

#kubernetes #karpenter #cloudnative #europeancloud

24.11.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Luigi Mangione Sentenced to 25 Years of United Healthcare Coverage MINNETONKA, Minn β€” Luigi Mangione, the alleged shooter of former UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, has been sentenced to 25 years of coverage by United Healthcare.…

Luigi Mangione Sentenced to 25 Years of United Healthcare Coverage
hard-drive.net/hd/luigi-man...

18.12.2024 14:27 πŸ‘ 3145 πŸ” 460 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 21
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11.12.2024 02:12 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

OTD in 1978 USSR & Afghanistan signed a "friendship treaty". We invaded them a year later.

So you can trust us with a peace deal now.

05.12.2024 08:19 πŸ‘ 1553 πŸ” 337 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 7
Our Next $1,000,000 Fundraiser -- $1 Million Broe Christmas Convoy
Our Next $1,000,000 Fundraiser -- $1 Million Broe Christmas Convoy YouTube video by Jake Broe

Our channel's next fundraiser starts today and our goal is once again $1,000,000 for Ukraine. With these funds we will purchase and deliver 30 more vehicles and hundreds of drones for Ukrainian military units.

Kick in $5, $10, or $20 if you can!

Link is down below!

youtu.be/7ePWajlWB64?...

19.11.2024 02:44 πŸ‘ 1907 πŸ” 529 πŸ’¬ 164 πŸ“Œ 64

Legend

20.09.2024 10:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep your phone number private with Signal usernames Signal’s mission and sole focus is private communication. For years, Signal has kept your messages private, your profile information (like your name and profile photo) private, your contacts private, and your groups private – among much else. Now we’re taking that one step further, by making your...

IT IS HAPPENING! Today, Signal launches phone number privacy & usernames! These let you use Signal w/o sharing your phone number w/ the people you talk to

Proud to add more privacy to Signal, & proud of the brilliant team that made it happenβ™₯️ https://signal.org/blog/phone-number-privacy-usernames/

20.02.2024 20:29 πŸ‘ 509 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 23
a modern-looking selection of countries, part of an official french government webpage, features the 30+ year defunct state of Czechoslovakia

a modern-looking selection of countries, part of an official french government webpage, features the 30+ year defunct state of Czechoslovakia

today i was - yet again - confronted with the reality of french bureaucracy

22.12.2023 18:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im not one to wish ill on others but Kissinger deserved worse

30.11.2023 09:11 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

go watch youtube somewhere else @fairbairn.zone

06.10.2023 13:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Adultbel’ pictures I made

20.09.2023 12:04 πŸ‘ 1455 πŸ” 413 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 10

i would've thought so but he's not angrily typing on his pc while while watching 3 youtube vids simultaneously...

13.09.2023 09:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's barely past 10:30, 1h into the trip. Guy sitting in front of me in the train's already had a glass of prosecco and a pint of beer. Was dissappointed he's the only one drinking in the coupe. Welcome to the czech republic

13.09.2023 08:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would send good vibes, but that's expensive to come by these days. Cash'll have to do

13.09.2023 08:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

battlecrOOFser operational

12.09.2023 21:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.09.2023 11:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A foul evil has taken over Gorondia

10.09.2023 11:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it means you believe people will be divided over it, but i think it's a pretty agreeable position? and i can drive a car?

08.09.2023 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

controversial to whom?

08.09.2023 12:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of Fozzie Bear (from The Muppets), dressed as Boromir from Lord of the Rings. The caption reads, "One does not simply wocka wocka into Mordor."

A drawing of Fozzie Bear (from The Muppets), dressed as Boromir from Lord of the Rings. The caption reads, "One does not simply wocka wocka into Mordor."

been feeling a bit uninspired lately so I took a long romantic stroll through my slush pile and found this gem

it's muppets lotr time babey

07.09.2023 12:57 πŸ‘ 318 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
A 2-pages comic about the language around "the kiss", illustrating the various verbs and slang French people use.

A 2-pages comic about the language around "the kiss", illustrating the various verbs and slang French people use.

A 2-pages comic about the language around "the kiss", illustrating the various verbs and slang French people use.

A 2-pages comic about the language around "the kiss", illustrating the various verbs and slang French people use.

A few years ago, when I was living in L.A., I had started this series to explain the subtleties of the French language to my american friends.
I hope I can go back to it and make a book of it one day!

02.09.2023 10:11 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
A comic strip by Quino. A man presses a button to request crossing the street. As he does the ground opens up in front of him and incoming cars fall in. Finally, the hole closes back up and the man is free to cross the street unbothered.

A comic strip by Quino. A man presses a button to request crossing the street. As he does the ground opens up in front of him and incoming cars fall in. Finally, the hole closes back up and the man is free to cross the street unbothered.

Quino, the legend

01.09.2023 07:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you guys tried avocado? It's like bananas but by the time they ripe you touch them and it's uncomfortable for both

30.08.2023 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sounds like he really wants to play league of legends

30.08.2023 14:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault You were riding during rush hour. Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contact...

You didn’t signal properly.

I mean, no, I don’t have any β€œevidence” for that, but you must have done something wrong for an upstanding citizen like the driver of a Ford Focus that looks like it got into a fight with a forklift to strike you.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...

29.08.2023 12:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot of the opt out form

Screenshot of the opt out form

Meta/Facebook/Threads/Instagram is now using your content for generative AI. There is a form to opt out, although I don't know if it'll make a difference, but here it is: www.facebook.com/help/contact...

29.08.2023 04:44 πŸ‘ 1635 πŸ” 1493 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 167

Oh no, does that mean no more "pokemons ranked by likelihood of running a crypto scam" kind of articles?

28.08.2023 15:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

servers*

28.08.2023 07:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0