ace of hearts 💟

Ascendance of a Bookworm

thinking about the time I made six pound cakes in two weeks all because of an anime about books

alvin and the chipmunks is nightcore

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

she munk on my fruit til I extract

just heard a pastor say that having pronouns is ageist

who up creating artwork that is repugnant to the lord

who up being dominated by the flesh

video games are legit just so goated

shout out to my doctor for, when asked a question about vaccines, proudly turning around her name tag to show a sticker that said "vaccine queen"

who up surrendering to false wisdom

who up leveling up their magikarp

plot points from Animorphs? in Markiplier's Iron Lung? it's more likely than you think

just started my period, happy iron lung weekend I guess

they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them

My only trigun stargaze review: milly should be bigger

my husband, to the tune of In the End by Linkin Park: 🎶I cum so hard and jizz so fast, and in the end, my partner didn't climax🎶

everyone who complains about they/them pronouns not making sense should be forced to play Danganronpa

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

I like libraries

transgender for everyone this new year

she hum on my bug til I scrooge

Poseidon's Kiss: America's Bidet

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Erika Kirk has Kenneth Copeland vibes. That intense, unblinking blue-eyed stare. A smile that never quite reaches their eyes. A voice like an evangelical parent who's about to "discipline" their kid.

solidarity with trans people and death to fascism

do you think ilkka villi knows about the zootopia abortion comic

you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea

i have one of the insufferable illnesses known to man and its "when i see or hear a phrase that mildly references something im interested in i shout the name of that thing out like it's the last piece of sanity im clinging to"