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The Substance (2024)

No new pictures where are you mentally

Sluggo: I wish you'd post normal posts Eric: Sorry - but I find it impossible to subdue my penchant for BANGERS

Hey man…. C’mon…. C’mon man

Wait I just got the joke sorry

Wouldn’t it be more like Justin From Kelly To?

70 degrees… breaking out the Spring Shoes

Left early and this is apparently what I’m missing

I don't want to lose an hour of sleep. I'm already nuts, thanks

Got kicked by a kid who was two-stepping at the screamo show 😔

I like to imagine it was a group of friends pledging not to shit together

When you fall asleep from 9am-12:30pm

When you don’t sleep 👍

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

God I realized the name of my new therapy practice would fit as knuckle tattoos can you imagine going to see a new therapist and she has the name of her practice tattooed on her knuckles. Would go so hard LOL

YES

The thing about Molina’s music and his life as far as I know is that he was always “trying” just like I am trying and you are trying. “Trying” is the truest and most overwhelming and all encompassing condition of the addict but it’s also a lie we’re all in on.

Oh My Goddess panels. ‘What should I give yo a girl to make her really happy?’ ‘I dunno… a synthesizer?’

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

Cousins!!!!

If you mean the little retweet circles, i found out you can swipe to make them go away and that changed my life

Ohhhh this one hurt

Very valuable list! Plenty of places to donate near you.

Fountain drinks taste better than bottled because it harkens back to the evolutionary preference to drink from a beautiful spring or babbling brook. Also because of ice cubes, gods favorite little treat

I'm here in Kansas and am willing to drive anyone in the state anywhere to get their license changed. DM me if interested. Please signal boost!

Kunio saying 'Trans Rights are Human Rights"

REMINDER

Let’s goooooooooo

Big Same