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I was never happier than when I was away from you people.

05.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Savage arrest thyself

05.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Breaking…

05.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOnline” is just too broad of a concept now. It doesn’t tell you anything. We’re now differentiating with β€œon socials” or β€œon insta” or β€œIRL”or β€œon zoom.” IRL is just one of many channels.

05.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not long ago the word IRL didn’t exist. It was just the default, the thing we’re all living in, and the word β€œonline” was the thing that had to be differentiated. Now we’re at a point where online is losing its point.

05.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My heart goes out to their families. Sorry for a morbid observation, but seeing this makes me realize that when you're in the military and they take a picture of you in front of the flag, it's for when this happens. War really is hell.

04.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't even figure out what Lauren Boebert was hoping the answer would be. Even when I consider the Clintons' proven ethical transgressions, Hillary is by far the smartest and least corrupt person in that conversation.

03.03.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scientists Finally Found Something Tardigrades Can’t Survive Tardigrades are practically invincible on Earth, so scientists looked to outer space in search of their kryptonite.

A breakup :( gizmodo.com/scientists-f...

02.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hahaha. My guesses:

HB Ellison's Screen Viewing Emporium
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Paramount+HBO
Paramount+HBO Plus
Home Paramount Video (HPV)
HBOMaxMax

02.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh please. You know how exciting this guy’s meetings just got? He’s rock hard 24/7 right now. β€œWar is hell” my ass, Pete. You’ve been practicing saying β€œwar is hell” in the mirror since you were twelve.

02.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Will be hilarious when a Democrat takes over the position and Fox News makes corruption and bloat their lead story for a year.

27.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man I know we can’t hold ancient proto humans to today’s standards but let’s just call it what it was.

27.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump's State of the Union address draws 32.6 million viewers, marking smallest audience yet Days after the Supreme Court struck down the administration's tariffs and amid growing geopolitical crises, President Trump delivered the first State of the Union address of his second term on Tuesday night.

Trump's State of the Union address draws 32.6 million viewers, marking smallest audience yet

27.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

sadly I just thought of the version of the joke that would have worked, and it's a simple matter of starting with "MAGA voice: sure, when you've got Tourette's..."

23.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay I tried making this joke and it really shit the bed. I'm posting a screenshot of it as penance. I don't actually want to say the word ever. I thought the "rap excuse" was a sad trope that I could make fun of. Blew it.

22.02.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Okay I'm deleting. This was my attempt to mock people who use the "rap excuse." I thought my intent would read. Clearly it did not, and I apologize.

22.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was a joke fail on my part. I'm mocking the sentiment. On your side. Maybe I shoulda put it in quotes. I don't know. Guess it didn't work. Very sorry.

22.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My friend, I was making fun of people who say this. I'm fully on your side. Sorry the joke didn't land.

22.02.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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whatever will animals do?

21.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of the coolest things America gives to the world.

20.02.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I imagine it was extremely disturbing

18.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 7736 πŸ” 825 πŸ’¬ 272 πŸ“Œ 110

why is the government releasing gay erotica

18.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha republican congressmen don't actually have a problem with government spending. They have a problem with government spending on people who won't kick it back to them.

18.02.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The artistic directors for every concert tour, halftime show, Vegas residency and closing ceremony just got an idea.

17.02.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Been following this guy's career for a while. Glad to see him making a splash.

15.02.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I worry wack people would take it the wrong way though

15.02.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Love you and love the community fandom. Unrelated, that is one of the worst pics I've ever taken. The other is me inexplicably in a cabbie hat. If anyone knows how to scrub photos from the internet, hmu.

11.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I asked Gemini about this, but it might have spat out a hallucination. I have a vague memory of seeing, at Detroit Pistons games in Cobo Arena, a little person who sat at the scorer's table. Detroiters, do you remember this?

11.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI don’t think the robots are taking over. I think the men who play with toys have taken over. And if we don’t take the toys out of their hands, we’re fools.” β€” Ray Bradbury

10.02.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 409 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

An earlier generation of social conservatives would have been apoplectic if Kid Rock was on the Super Bowl. He would have represented the destruction of American values to them. All social conservatives ever do is delay social change by one generation.

09.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0