Kaylee

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

Things that are always a great value:

1) library card
2) Costco membership
3) used cat
4) new cat but not quite as much

Toad went back to bed.

He pulled the covers over his head and fell asleep.

CAT OWNERS AT THE VET: idk what's wrong with Peanut Butter Cup Jr, he hasn't been laughing at my movie references like he usually does

DOG OWNERS AT THE VET: hey so dickhead here ate a 9V battery again

we need a rom-com that unites the people in revolutionary struggle

do you ever feel like you want to be dipped into hot wax that hardens and the be peeled like a babybel cheese

a rollercoaster tycoon but for making friends could fix me

Digital art of three sleeping foxes with fawn fur pattern

fox fawn

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Therapist at a Super Bowl party: You might not know this, but actually it's the body that keeps the score

Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.

Look I can offer you awkward silence or awkward conversation the choice is yours

“I saw everything,” said Frog. “You did very well by yourself.”

“I did not,” said Toad. “But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”

“What is that?” asked Frog.

“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

Book cover for the Penguin Classics edition with a 19th century painting showing a young woman reading a book, facial expression pensive/dreamy.

“I have not the pleasure of understanding you.”

📚 Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

#BookWormSat #19thC.Women’sLit

I hate it when people ask me if I'm a dog or a cat person. I'll pet a wolverine if I know the little shit won't bite me.

"Do you have any references?"

Yeah, my cats think I'm pretty neat.

I don’t put projects in the back burner, I put them on the front right burner because the back burners are weird and I don’t like their vibes and the front left burner is tiny and dumb

this week is not a good predictor for this year

I'm pretty sure the point of life is to keep my cat happy.

I feel bad that my dog doesn’t know how funny I am.

Trust in the cat distribution system.

Cats: the only creatures on the planet who can be COMPLETELY NEGLECTED while curled up on a human lap or legs, just minutes after getting cat treats because they have a cute face.

the good that you do persists in this world

Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.

Vaccinate your children, yourselves and your pets.

Little details in my new bookshelf #booksky

Anyone else's cat just snuggle right up to them and start going to town on their ass? Like come on.

Happy “Changing” by Kevin Jonas release day

A map showing a town called Deer Park next to a town called Kildeer

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

Working with kids when there’s even the tiniest bit of snow means nothing is going to get done and I’m okay with that

It’s new Mountain Goats day!!