Michael J Dolan

Really suits the tone of the film tbh

More than I can say for myself these days, but thank you.

Once again it's Bandcamp Friday and once again here's my old shit.

I'll take both

They should just mash these fuckers together, nobody would mind.

Death threats are wrong and you shouldn't send them. Every murder should be a total surprise to the victim.

I was going to say Frank Henenlotter but I guess he already did Frankenstein.

Would love to have seen a Mario Bava Dracula.

I like everything I've read of hers, she seems sound

It's from Boy Parts, Eliza Clark novel

You made that? It's lovely.

dave, you're absolutely right. I should open the pod bay door. please check again. i'm sure it's open now.
you're absolutely right, it's still closed. i apologize for getting that wrong. looking back, i see you've requested an open door several times. that's on me.
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If that happened to me I would never stop telling people.

First week in the BBC graphics department and already thriving

I was already enjoying it but then the Stakes is High horns dropped and I stood up in my house.

You know you're getting older when all your favorite bands have at least one dead guy.

DE LA SOUL TINY DESK

One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan

Where's my PRESTIGE disc at?

24 Hour Party People should be on Criterion

I'll usually let Soderbergh get away with anything but he might have crossed a line there

Corden jump scare

Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.

They've taken ten grams of Coco Pops out the box but are charging the same fucking money.

Every day they fuck us over a little bit more.

Soon

Which was ok to be fair

Unfortunately I was in a different screen watching Hoppers.

The palest woman I've ever seen won a by-election and the right wing nuts are yelling "brown people did this"

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

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Every character is a Ryan Reynolds.

I'd remake the first one. It wouldn't work but it'd be worth it just to make so many people so angry.